CAR @ TB (Something or other)
Remember the early 2000's when Carolina would be favored to win a Super Bowl as the "sexy sleeper pick" and they would subsequently fall down. I don't think that will happen this year. But Tampa will score enough points to give them the pick for today.
STL @ WAS (-13)
I wanna be a Zorn Star.
CIN @ NYJ (-6)
J.E.T.S, JETS JETS JETS
OAK @ NO (-7.5)
Oakland should get their Wildcat on this week.
MIA @ HOU (-3)
Houston HAS to win one, otherwise Battle Red Blog will self destruct.
CHI (-2.5) @ ATL
Kyle Orton's Neck Beard Saves Lives.
DET @ MIN (-13)
This is one of those "Vikings will win, but what about that weird number spread thingie picks"
BAL @ IND (-4)
Baltimore will win this game.
JAX @ DEN (-3.5)
Picking Jacksonville to win every week is probably why I'm in 3rd place and not first.
PHI (-4.5) @ SF
I want to pick the Eagles because their hockey fans booed someone famous last night but I can't suspend the reality of not having Westbrook.
DAL (-5) @ ARZ
Adam Jones is going to win this game for Dallas with some sort of tremendous play, if nothing else but to get the heat off his back.
GB @ SEA (-2)
Seattle is better than they look. Except on defense, they're just awful.
NE @ SD (-5.5)
I love picking against the Patriots
NYG (-8) @ CLE
Cleveland gets to look really bad in front of a national audience. Good job NFL on picking a winner.