While the opening kickoff coin is being flipped in the air, Fred Taylor cannot decide which side to choose. The Jaguars have a few moment of deep introspection and the refs decide to disqualify the team. The best part is when they are held up in the locker room refusing to speak to anyone, and they write a note to the press. Not sure why they chose the jaguars for this bit, but I got a kick out of it. You can click the link below to veiw the story.

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