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Blame it on ZOLTAN!!!


I was racking my brain last night, trying to come up with a reason (s) for the debacle we witnessed in Seattle yesterday.  After careful reflection and introspection, I found the reason - ZOLTAN.  Yes, our brother in arms from across the pond and frequent contributer to this site royally screwed our beloved Jags yesterday.

How you may ask?  Simple.  Yesterday, during the game on the game thread, Zoltan confessed (CONFESSED mind you) that he had neglected to wear his lucky Jaguar shirt.  Don't believe me - it's right there in black and white - we have the documented evidence so you go check it out for yourself. There's  no denying it - there's no escaping it.  I called him out for it yesterday but I feel compelled to bring this most egregious offense to the public eye.

COME ON Z! What the hell were you thinking there???  Did you have money on Seattle? Are you cyberdating a Seattle cheerleader?  We can forgive that at least. 


 

It is an unrefutable, universal truth that wearing the lucky garb PRIOR to kickoff garantees success.  Everybody knows this.  This is gloabally excepted as truth across many nations and cultures - hence our friend's confession as a sorry attempt to assuage his guilt from bringing disaster upon our Jags.

Hopefully, Zoltan will remember to suit up properly BEFORE the remaining games on the schedule.  Get your head in the game son!

Go Jags!


Presented in the spirit of jest and good humor directed towards a good friend of BCC!  Hopefully you got a laugh from it.

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Who's to Blame here?
Zoltan
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Zoltan
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Zoltan
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All of the Above
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i wore my jersey i ast wore when the jags lost at NE

by jawsaints on Oct 12, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

Yes I was the one who caused the MSW too.
And I was with Grovews in his car friday, talking to him, when the accident hapened. This is my fault. Plus I was the one who teach Harvey to sack too!
I like this post, really man.
We need to laugh on ourselves sometimes, specially in a week like this!

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 9:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and yelling holding all day just gave me a headache, a almost late paper, beofre i gave up when i gave up at the fumble and put on a DVD

by jawsaints on Oct 12, 2009 10:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I picked A.
Was I right…?

LOL

by floridafalcons#63 on Oct 12, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i wasnt wearing my lucky mathis jersey thats why he played like crap lol

by CJag on Oct 12, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is too funny

Almost as funny as the Denver Bronco’s school bus throwbacks

by JCJag on Oct 12, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Broncos unis were that bad

The green and blue abominations the Eagles wore a awhile back, those were bad

by FSBlueApocalypse on Oct 12, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Broncos-Patriots game

was on TV behind my back, and I thought which is worse:
The way we played against the Seahawks, the things were wore by the Broncos, or the refs outfit at the same game…
Tough call…

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In action it was much worse looking...

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i liked all of it except the socks

but yeah, z

i don’t blame you. that cheerleader was smokin…

LateRoundPick.com

by Surteal on Oct 12, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No it was another reason I made my mistake

I was stunned to saw those ugly Broncos outfits!

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Put the frustartion on me

I’m now officialy the Vic Ketchman of the BCC

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard that Zoltan was spotted in Dallas on a grassy knoll.

by Pickle on Oct 12, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And I hade my

(otherwise nonexisiting) illegal weapons with my buddy Gerald S. over there

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zoltan, how could you man!?

I dont know if im as crazy as anyone else but if im doing/wearing something when the Jags win I try to repeat it every game.

On a side note, the `Hawks cheerleaders are hott! It was the only bright spot of being at the game on Sunday. LOL.

by jerranamo on Oct 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JUST LIKE A MAN

BUT, I think they are not as hot as the JAGS LADIES

by Miss.Shortjag on Oct 13, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe one of us should try this

I usually hang out at Phinsider, the Miami Dolphins blog and i learned about some of their pre-game rituals. One of them apparently, spilled bear on his carpet, that same day the Dolphins won the game. Ever since that occured he’s poured beer on his carpet. Should we do that? On second thought maybe not

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
The Flavour of the Day is Turf. - Courtesy of the Jacksonville Jaguars
"As for me, Life goes on."-TheTealDeal

by TheTealDeal on Oct 13, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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