I was racking my brain last night, trying to come up with a reason (s) for the debacle we witnessed in Seattle yesterday. After careful reflection and introspection, I found the reason - ZOLTAN. Yes, our brother in arms from across the pond and frequent contributer to this site royally screwed our beloved Jags yesterday.
How you may ask? Simple. Yesterday, during the game on the game thread, Zoltan confessed (CONFESSED mind you) that he had neglected to wear his lucky Jaguar shirt. Don't believe me - it's right there in black and white - we have the documented evidence so you go check it out for yourself. There's no denying it - there's no escaping it. I called him out for it yesterday but I feel compelled to bring this most egregious offense to the public eye.
COME ON Z! What the hell were you thinking there??? Did you have money on Seattle? Are you cyberdating a Seattle cheerleader? We can forgive that at least.
It is an unrefutable, universal truth that wearing the lucky garb PRIOR to kickoff garantees success. Everybody knows this. This is gloabally excepted as truth across many nations and cultures - hence our friend's confession as a sorry attempt to assuage his guilt from bringing disaster upon our Jags.
Hopefully, Zoltan will remember to suit up properly BEFORE the remaining games on the schedule. Get your head in the game son!
Presented in the spirit of jest and good humor directed towards a good friend of BCC! Hopefully you got a laugh from it.