Blame it on ZOLTAN!!!
by OGN on Oct 12, 2009 8:50 AM EDT
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I was racking my brain last night, trying to come up with a reason (s) for the debacle we witnessed in Seattle yesterday. After careful reflection and introspection, I found the reason - ZOLTAN. Yes, our brother in arms from across the pond and frequent contributer to this site royally screwed our beloved Jags yesterday.
How you may ask? Simple. Yesterday, during the game on the game thread, Zoltan confessed (CONFESSED mind you) that he had neglected to wear his lucky Jaguar shirt. Don't believe me - it's right there in black and white - we have the documented evidence so you go check it out for yourself. There's no denying it - there's no escaping it. I called him out for it yesterday but I feel compelled to bring this most egregious offense to the public eye.
COME ON Z! What the hell were you thinking there??? Did you have money on Seattle? Are you cyberdating a Seattle cheerleader? We can forgive that at least.
It is an unrefutable, universal truth that wearing the lucky garb PRIOR to kickoff garantees success. Everybody knows this. This is gloabally excepted as truth across many nations and cultures - hence our friend's confession as a sorry attempt to assuage his guilt from bringing disaster upon our Jags.
Hopefully, Zoltan will remember to suit up properly BEFORE the remaining games on the schedule. Get your head in the game son!
Go Jags!
Presented in the spirit of jest and good humor directed towards a good friend of BCC! Hopefully you got a laugh from it.
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HAHAHAHA
Yes I was the one who caused the MSW too.
And I was with Grovews in his car friday, talking to him, when the accident hapened. This is my fault. Plus I was the one who teach Harvey to sack too!
I like this post, really man.
We need to laugh on ourselves sometimes, specially in a week like this!
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 9:52 AM EDT reply actions
Im might be cut by Gene tomorrow
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah maybe
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
The Broncos unis were that bad
The green and blue abominations the Eagles wore a awhile back, those were bad
by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 12, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The Broncos-Patriots game
was on TV behind my back, and I thought which is worse:
The way we played against the Seahawks, the things were wore by the Broncos, or the refs outfit at the same game…
Tough call…
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
In action it was much worse looking...
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i liked all of it except the socks
but yeah, z
i don’t blame you. that cheerleader was smokin…
LateRoundPick.com
No it was another reason I made my mistake
I was stunned to saw those ugly Broncos outfits!
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i think you wore on and thats why and NOW, you're lying about how you feel about yellow and brown
im not angry….just disappointed
LateRoundPick.com
Put the frustartion on me
I’m now officialy the Vic Ketchman of the BCC
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
And I hade my
(otherwise nonexisiting) illegal weapons with my buddy Gerald S. over there
Life without knowledge is death in disguise
by Zoltan from Budapest on Oct 12, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Zoltan, how could you man!?
I dont know if im as crazy as anyone else but if im doing/wearing something when the Jags win I try to repeat it every game.
On a side note, the `Hawks cheerleaders are hott! It was the only bright spot of being at the game on Sunday. LOL.
JUST LIKE A MAN
BUT, I think they are not as hot as the JAGS LADIES
by Miss.Shortjag on Oct 13, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe one of us should try this
I usually hang out at Phinsider, the Miami Dolphins blog and i learned about some of their pre-game rituals. One of them apparently, spilled bear on his carpet, that same day the Dolphins won the game. Ever since that occured he’s poured beer on his carpet. Should we do that? On second thought maybe not
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"As for me, Life goes on."-TheTealDeal
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