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Colt Anagrams

I found a little internet engine online that spits out anagrams for whatever you choose to plug in. I decided to use it for a little fun against a rival team. The 49ers seem like a more logical target, but I really have nothing against them so I decided to take a couple stabs at the good ole Colts. By the way, I know I didn't get all of them. Some just weren't English.

QB - Peyton Manning - Agent Ninny Mop 

(My favorite - He will forever be Agent Ninny Mop to me)

RB - Joseph Addai - Jade Aid Shop

RB - Donald Brown - Onward Blond

WR - Reggie Wayne - Wearying Gee

WR - Anthony Gonzalez - Go Hon Lazy Zen Ant

WR - Austin Collie - Alien Oculist

WR - Pierre Garcon - Orange Pricer

TE - Dallas Clark - All Lard Sack

OT - Charlie Johnson - John Oil Ranches

C - Jeff Saturday - Deaf Fat Jurys

OG - Kyle DeVan - Naked Levy

OT - Ryan Diem - Dairy Men

DE - Robert Mathis - Hamster Orbit

DT - Antonio Johnson - Ninja Hoots Noon

DT - Daniel Muir - Urinal Dime

DE - Dwight Freeney - Frighted Weeny

LB - Philip Wheeler - Hip Wheel Peril

LB - Gary Brackett - Bratty Keg Car

LB - Clint Session - Insects Loins

CB - Kelvin Hayden - Hanky Livened

CB - Jerraud Powers - Dear Spew Juror

S - Bob Sanders - Barbed Sons

S - Antoine Bethea - Beat Ethane Ion 

K - Adam Vinatieri - Diva Tire Mania

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Haha

Frighted Weeney is my fav, but Agent Ninny Mop is funny as heck too!
We should try making these inside jokes for Colts week. Too bad that will be a short week considering the game will be on a Thursday.

by Ewdtrey on Nov 25, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Peyton's forehead isn't bigger so he could reflect light

into everyone’s eyes

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
The Flavour of the Day is Turf. - Courtesy of the Jacksonville Jaguars
Maurice Jones Drew is The Best RB in the AFC--Please Disagree with me

by TheTealDeal on Dec 1, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thats funny

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
The Flavour of the Day is Turf. - Courtesy of the Jacksonville Jaguars
Keeper of the "That's what she said"

by TheTealDeal on Nov 25, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

2 favorites...

Insect Loins…
Ninja Hoots Noon?!?

Molōn labe!
The End Is Nigh... www.infowars.com

by silencecs on Nov 26, 2009 7:59 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

bro! post it on stampede blue

haha i can only imagine the fallout from that…

by harveyismyboy on Nov 26, 2009 1:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Mike Sims Walker

Wreakless Kimmi

If hip hop is dead, then it happened the day that Dilla died.
-Akrobatik

by Bestjagfan on Nov 26, 2009 3:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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