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Sandra has some ideas for the Jaguars

Sandra had some ideas she wanted to share concerning the Jaguars. Here is my side of the conversation. Enjoy! I always do.

- What Sweetheart? Yes, you and I are going to the Jaguar game Sunday.
- I know, you haven't gone since opening day. I've been taking friends.
- Well I'm happy you are going too.
- They might win this week, but they have been struggling.
- How is the quarterback David doing?
- He has some good games and some not so good.
- I saw that, Tim Tebow set the record for rushing touchdowns.
- No, he can't play for the Jaguars, he plays for Florida.
- I'm sorry, I know you knew that. He can't play for both teams.
- Well if he plays for the Jaguars, he gets paid and then he can't play for Florida.
- I don't think he can play for free.
- I know he is from Jacksonville; he probably does want the Jaguars to do well.
- You think he should volunteer to help the team out for free?
- So how would that work?
- I see, he comes over and plays one quarter for free, just to help out.
- And when he gets the Jaguars 21 points, he sits in the stands and watches.
- I don't think anyone has asked him.

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- I don't know if it would work.
- Well yes, that would help. But he might get hurt, the blocking hasn't been good.
- Well they have new guys on the offensive line right out of college.
- Why doesn't the little guy teach them to block? I lost you.
- The little guy who blocks really good... I'm still lost.
- The little guy who blocks can teach the others, you mean Maurice Jones Drew?
- Well yes, he does block really well.
- I guess he could help the rookies to learn to block.
- I don't think they asked him.
- Yeah, I guess they should too.
- No, it is a good idea.
- The receivers? They are doing well.
- No, no one has caught one and run all the way for a touchdown.
- I'm sorry, I lost you again, why doesn't the guy who can catch play receiver?
- The guy who can catch who doesn't play receiver, I'm lost.
- The guy who always catches the ball and gets a touchdown. Not following yet.
- The guy with the hair, you mean Rashean Mathis?
- Why isn't Rashean Mathis a receiver? He plays defense.
- Well, they could put him on offense now and then, I guess.
- Well, he does run well when he catches the ball; I guess it is a good idea.
- You are smart, I agree. What? You want me to write your ideas to Wayne?
- Wayne Weaver doesn't decide those things. The coaches do
- Well, I guess he could tell them to do anything he wants, he owns the team.
- How about this, Wayne reads the web site, I'll post it there.
- OK, let me get your ideas straight.
- Tim Tebow volunteers to play one quarter for free to give them a lead.
- Maurice Jones Drew teaches blocking to the offensive line.
- Rashean Mathis plays receiver for a few plays. Got it.
- No, I think they are good ideas, I'll post them.
- Well, when we go to the game, if it happens then they read the site.
- Love you too!

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First mysterious John now your wife Terry(I guess you might give some future idea for Collin too with this)
Interesting ideas-yeah maurice should give tackle lessons for the left side ofd the O-line; and some guys at the defense too. And Mathis as WR? Hm; I tink the receiver corp is finally looking fixed. But maybe we can use that idea.(Hey do you think we see Mike Vrabel at the Chiefs offense sometimes this weekend?)
By the way I wish both you and Sandra a veeeeery good time on Sunday. Although I have doubts and questions with the team; I think his will be a W

Life without knowledge is death in disguise

by Zoltan from Budapest on Nov 6, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That's better than I get

As I slammed down the lid to my laptop during the Titans game my baby momma laughed, picked up our baby, and simply said “Go Titans”…

Ignore the hype; look at the results.

by harperslaw on Nov 6, 2009 11:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

She likes to get your attention

you need to work extra hard as a man. Take her to Amelia Island for a weekend and tell her how special she is.

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by Tkopa on Nov 7, 2009 8:00 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nice

Hope you both enjoy the game!

by bigmousecountry on Nov 6, 2009 11:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Just go with it

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by Tkopa on Nov 7, 2009 7:01 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

cute

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--John Madden

by cpa913 on Nov 7, 2009 1:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha... nice way to wake up... funny.

Molōn labe!
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by silencecs on Nov 7, 2009 8:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

That was really good, and really funny

I like’d the Tebow part the best, that was funny.

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by TheTealDeal on Nov 7, 2009 9:43 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jaguars giving away tickets to Facebook Fans!!

Sorry to pirate your post… but just wanted everyone to know and had to get this front paged some how. Here’s their post on Facebook

Jacksonville Jaguars Facebook fans – starting today, and continuing through December 14th, we’ll be giving away two tickets for a Jaguars home game each day to a randomly selected fan! Today’s winner of two tickets to Bills vs Jaguars game on Nov. 22nd is Amanda Adams. Check back each day to see if you’re that day’s lucky fan!

In the face of adversity, what you do from then on dictates who you really are...

by JagsNguyen on Nov 7, 2009 10:08 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wish it was for the Colts game

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
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by TheTealDeal on Nov 7, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs


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