1. Because every sip is like a little hug from God himself.
2. Deal. Send over the paperwork.

People were irritated with him when he held out, I personally am sick to death of the NFL holdouts. When he showed up to the first game with pay me rick on his shoes, and proceeded to suck ass, thats when most people turned on him I think. The final straw was the Monday night game against the tits, even his most hardcore supporters, however few there were, were done with him after his atrocious play in that game.

Tebow looks great in Teal and should be your first round pick?

Dunta went from quite possibly the most beloved Texan to the most despised this past offseason. After getting franchised (which was undoubtedly the smart move for the Texans, considering Dunta was coming off a horrific injury and the Texans were/are woefully thin at CB), Dunta went to the press and claimed that Rick Smith lied to him. Then, on the morning of the draft, Dunta claimed that he’d no-show OTAs and training camp unless the team promised not to franchise him again. In the meantime, word leaked (presumably from the Texans) that Dunta had turned down a multiyear deal worth $23 mil guaranteed; Dunta, despite having pled his case through the media for the last several months, never denied that the offer was made and/or that he rejected it. That’s top CB money, and it wasn’t enough for Dunta. No other team would’ve offered him that kind of money prior to the season, coming off that injury.

Dunta proceeded to sit out all of OTAs and almost all of training camp. He reported to camp about a week before the regular season and was promptly reinstalled as a starting CB. Instead of shutting up and playing, Dunta wrote “Pay Me, Rick!” across the back of his shoes, which further alienated him from the fan base that used to love him so much.

And then, worst of all, he’s been horrible all year. Might has well have a bullseye on his back. He’s clearly lost a step, which is to be expected, considering the injury he suffered. But he also somehow forgot how to tackle, which used to be his strongest skill.

Dunta blew it. He’ll never get the kind of money he was offered by the Texans during the offseason. The Texans won’t offer it to him, and I can’t imagine any other team will. Every snap he plays saps his earning potential a little more.

We’d trade Dunta for used toilet paper and consider it a steal.

all of us Texans fans

Y’know because you’re a texans fan.

The ones on IR are the killers, but outside of that…not really. Mario (Williams) has a dinged up shoulder and that’s probably the nagging injury that’s most hindering.

As far as the second half collapses go? It’s the sign of a team that loses focus. It’s nothing uncommon to see the Texans either come out flat and finish strong or start dominant and fade away. Whether that is due to being young, being out-adjusted at the half, getting lazy in the halftime locker rooms, or what is your guess as good as mine. I know in the last game it seemed that the Texans panicked when the Colts came back. It’s frustrating to know you can play with anyone in the league for 30 minutes – not 60. The NFL is harping “Play 60,” but it’s too bad for us that the players don’t listen.

Prediction? Well, these teams usually split the series, but the Texans may be more inconsistent than the Jags. That said, the story of these Texans is that they draw the fans in only to break hearts at the end. What draws fans in? Winning through week 17 (completely feasible with Seattle, St. Louis, and Miami to follow this game) and losing to New England.

My mind says Jags win 24 – 20. My heart says the Texans begin fishing for their fans with a 31 – 23 win. Sunday should be a close game, as is the norm in this series.

Apparently he injured his knee on the onside kick at the end of the Colts game on sunday. Im pretty sure he is day-to-day right now but ive heard he could miss the game on sunday. As for why our franchise left tackle was on the field for an onside kick is beyond me, but I bet Kubiak has a great reason why.

IMO, the recent second half collapses have been a combination of both coaching and players playing poorly. The Texans have struggled to “Play 60” this season and usually its only 30 min that they play. That is a coaching issue to me, but there have still been huge playing errors that can be blamed like Schaub’s 2 pick 6’s, Kris Brown’s 2 missed FG’s to tie, and Chris Brown/the O-line’s 2 goal line failure’s early in the season.

Huge impact on our running game IMO.

About the recent second half collapses, it doesn’t always occur for us in the second half. The Texans only play 2 quarters of football every sunday so pray to durga that they choose to play the first half. Because if our team looks like a giant ball of suck in the first half, it means that the second half and the game is in our hands.

its been bothering him all season, so not really any better

Played hurt, kept quiet about it until the off-season.

I dont expect a better performance from him till the next season but he’s still good at stopping the run and putting pressure on the QB eventhough our his stats dont show it.

slaton has failed me >.< well… play calling has failed me lol

You’re in for a treat.

1. Blue Bell Banana Pudding. /drools on keyboard/

2. O-line and it’s not even close.

3. Eric Berry is up there, but we have so many needs. I’m OK with the best available at OG, C, NT, WLB, CB, and FS.

4. That team in Methopotamia, and it’s not even close. I’d rather root for the sooners than a team owned by Beelzebud.

Ice Cream? I love Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream.

Weakest link? As a player? It’s starting center Chris Myers. I’ve never seen a center get beat so many times.

I may be a newer BRBer, but it’s been on record that I’d consider trading up (pending on the cost) for FS Eric Barry. He’s a special talent and this team could use a ball-hawking FS who could man up occassionally. If not then I hope the Texans take a CB. With Sims-Walker and Reggie Wayne 4 times a year…you need someone who can cover.

AFC South Rival I hate the most? I don’t like Bud’s team. I wasn’t an Oiler fan, but I just don’t like them.

• Americone Dream

• Chris Myers

• Any CB in the first round.

• Tits duh is that a real question?

1. Cherry Garcia.

2. Weakest…I’d have to go Chris Myers, particularly against large NTs. Unfortunately, Steve Slaton has to be in the “weak link” conversation this season as well.

3. Do I have to choose one? Give me a top ranked FS, CB, or DT, and I’ll be thrilled.

4. Bud Adams’ Army of Darkness.

-Cookies and Cream all the wayyyy!

-TE’s. We need more TE’s! Im hoping that we draft like five TE’s come April coz that would be awesome! But of course it has to be a TE that can play multiple positions.

-Terrence Cody but I dont think we have a shot. Any player that can improve the secondary and i’ll consider it a win.

-I hate the Colts. But my hate towards the TITS is on a whole another level. Thinking about them makes me wanna knock the piss out of somebody!

BIG BLUE DOUCHE. Thats the only one he needs.

He’s not so popular down BRB way, to put it gently. He’s just one of those people who shouldn’t be on the Internet.

Next to Mathis the second best DB of the Jags Sean Considine is Questonable. So I predict a 200+ yard game for Andre…