Torry Holt Signs 3-Year Contract
by silencecs on Apr 20, 2009 7:46 PM EDT
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Torry makes a break for the "First Coast".
Michael Wright reports that Torry Holt is officially a Jacksonville Jaguar. This is fantastic news! As gun-shy as some of us may be about Free Agents, and rightfully so, this is a dream match. Torry Holt gets a chance to continue his career as a number one reciever, and be paid like it. The Jaguars get a proven veteran with great character (he won't be yelling at his offensive coordinator during the playoffs).
[Note by River City Rage, 04/20/09 9:26 PM EDT ] Michael Wright reports the specifics of the contract:
The deal contract is worth $13 million, and can reach $20 million with incentives. It includes a base salary of $4 million (all guaranteed) for the upcoming season, in addition to salaries of $4 million and $5 million in 2010 and 2011
The total package is three years and 20 million dollars. The amount of guaranteed money as well as the specific breakdown of the contract are still unknown, on the length and total have been released.
For this meager sum, Torry will be expected to mentor the younger WR's including Mike Walker, whom the team still expects big things from. Torry is an exceptional route-runner, which has allowed him to remain productive despite losing a step to Father Time. He's a great leader, however, I have fears about the strength of his knees. I would accept any argument against Torry Holt based on likelihood of injury, coupled with his age. Last year, our big time FA didn't even make it through camp. I'll be the first to say it here, I would be surprised if Torry Holt played the entire season without missing at least one game. That being said, I expect big things from the guy and hope he doesn't catch the aforementioned injury bug. It is something that must be considered as a possibility, he IS older than Jerry Porter.
What do you think of the Jaguars' token "Big-Name Free Agent" for 2009, Torry Holt
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Beat You By Two Minutes
Ha…lol
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 20, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mine's still bigger...
;)
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by silencecs on Apr 20, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
burn!
Anyway, this is great for Mike
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally agree, if Walker doesn't take off this season, he's not the guy.
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by silencecs on Apr 20, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can only hope
someone will be
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Lol
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the TU has it as a 2 year deal....
I think 3yr/20Million is WAY too much for him. I only hope that not very much of it is guaranteed. Otherwise, all the faith I was developing for Gene Smith is gone.
by pksiv on Apr 20, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh HELL YES!!!!!!!!!
pksiv, I believe the $20 million is how much the total contract is worth. If I had to take a guess, I would say between $6-$8 million is guaranteed and the rest is based off of incentives. If Holt manages to give the Jaguars three 1,000 yard 8+TD seasons, he’ll be worth every penny.
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by FSBlueApocalypse on Apr 20, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The 1,000 yard 8+ Touchdown for three years figure
I simply figured that is the production range for Holt to earn the entire $20 million
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by FSBlueApocalypse on Apr 20, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
When I wrote that, all the numbers were still coming out. I’m perfectly happy with signing him to the deal that was signed.
If he’s done he should still be a positive influence for 1 season and if he’s got more left, he gets paid if he performs. Win Win.
by pksiv on Apr 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay
I hope Titans fans just dropped a load in their pants.
by cliff1982 on Apr 20, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I checked the Titans blog and they’re saying “Oh well, we didn’t want him anyhow.” Which, I think, is pure bullshit. Another bunch of whiny fans, like the Colts.
Sean Jax Beach Bum
by cuffs007 on Apr 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha…Kerry Collins + Vince Young – No Recievers – Albert Haynesworth x Jeff Fisher = Big stinky shit
by cliff1982 on Apr 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Fisher is the devil....
ya gotta keep an eye on him.
by Jaghomer on Apr 21, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Titan's fans being winy
Check the Titan blogs they are being really really winy one of them even complained that we have a sorry quarterback haaaa now that is a funny one. people who live in glass houses can;t throw bricks
by jesusjagfan2009 on Apr 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vince Young is our best defensive weapon.
by cliff1982 on Apr 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 21, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They probably did
I would if the Titians had signed him instead of us.
by kujo24 on Apr 20, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So we go from the worst receiving corps to the second worst. Haha.
He’ll had a guy who can actually catch the football, something that has escaped our other receivers for years.
I am curious to see the guaranteed money, that’s the real value.
Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Fred Taylor. Sounds about right.
by JvilleJag2 on Apr 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
According to ESPN
The 32-year-old Holt agreed to a creative contract that grows financially based on the way he plays. The deal, according to a source, calls for three years with base salaries totaling $13 million. While there is no signing bonus, the first year of the contract is guaranteed.
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by FSBlueApocalypse on Apr 20, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
Jaguars starting to get creative in their contracts? Maybe this means they learned their lesson from Harvey’s holdout and how it can effect a season. If that’s the case, I’m pretty sure our 1st rd pick is going to be signed pretty quickly, whether they’re the 8th pick or the 20th. This really tells me that Gene has thought this out quite thoroughly. Man… all of these moves are making me want to get season tickets again! Too bad I have other financial obligations to fulfill… once those are satisfied I’m definitely getting season tickets again, for now just 2 or more games will have to do. =(
Ha Do Ken!!
by JagsNguyen on Apr 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok guys!
We are all pretty excited about getting Torry Holt in a jaguar uniform! I’m stoked!!!! Now that we got him, I think that if we don’t move from 8, either Andre Smith or BJ Raji is in that slot. Can someone write an article concerning the 8 spot? I really think (I know) we have to be done in free agency unless it is an undrafted rookie. What an offseason! I can’t stop watching the site to see what happens next!
by DeeMoe on Apr 20, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't say I'm ready to bust out Dance Dance Revolution...
over the signing. I look at Holt to be more of a “playing WR coach” to our current and future players. I really think that if Jimmy Smith would have stayed for another year or two, it would have been really beneficial to the receiving corps. Who knows how Reggie or Matt would’ve turned out… then again maybe he retired early b/c they broked his favorite bong.
Ha Do Ken!!
by JagsNguyen on Apr 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude...
Holt is ONE season removed from having 8 consecutive 1,000 yard seasons…
Why the hell has so many people been talking like this guy can’t play?
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying that I think he can't play...
I’m just not setting my hopes too high, like I did when I heard Joey Porter had signed with us last year. When Porter signed, I definitely knew he wasn’t going to mentor anybody. I’m starting to think Jags will pull the trigger at 8 on either Andre Smith, BJ Raji (now that they’ve said that he didn’t test positive for drugs) or Crabtree. Imagine… Jaguar Offense comes out in a 3 wide set with Holt, Walker and Crabtree. Beautiful! If they draft Crabtree, I’d want them to draft mostly O & D-Line the rest of the way though.
Ha Do Ken!!
by JagsNguyen on Apr 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little skeptical too
Only because of that one reason: Porter, last year.
Only thing is, Holt and Porter as receivers are nowhere near to being in the same category… One’s a first ballot HOF and the other can’t find work.
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm following both you two...
I use to be a big Joe Horn fan when he was playing for the Saints. A little guy who use to burn some defenders. Now he is not the same caliber as Holt, but after he was traded to Atlanta he wasn’t the same. It could have been age or going to a same confrence rival, but I am not ready to call this deal a slam dunk. Sure, I want Holt in Teal, but that sure is a lot of dollars. I hope it pays off.
by Jaghomer on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
$3 million guaranteed....
…is not “a lot of dollars” for Holt.
The Teal and Black are comin' back!
by arthardie on Apr 21, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it is not. That's a pittance. Less than half of what he was due.
Compare him to Fred Taylor, who is equally accomplished. He was going to make 5 mil with JAX, but he only got 2.5 from New England. That’s about half too.
It’s age.
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by silencecs on Apr 21, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hold on there...
Torry Holt still has one thing over our receivers: respect. Cornerbacks still respect receivers who can provide YAC or get deep. He also adds credibility to our no-name receiving corps. I love the signing! He will be more than a “playing WR coach” in Duval. The contract stipulates that if he is productive, he will get paid. This guy will have something to prove
by DeeMoe on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have faith. Me and you Blair Boy.
by harveyismyboy on Apr 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSS
1) I believe in him too, Blair/Harvey.
2) The Titans are crying right now.
3) Mike Walker better have a great season; if he can’t put up great stats as Holt’s #2, that’s a horrible sign.
4) Considering just how badly the Jaguars need any receiver that can catch the ball, let alone someone the caliber of Torry Holt, 3/$20m is completely acceptable and perfect in line with the Gene Smith philosophy.
by MoveThoseChains on Apr 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holt isn't the question
It’s report
Can Garrard learn to trust him and rely on him?
My answer=yes
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
very good catch
i never took that nap
thanks
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SLEEP DUDE
I’m always talking to you via this thing even when its late at night for me, and I’m in MST which is the same as Pacific time right now. sleep buddy. do well in college, lol
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i will try to go to sleep before 10:30
if im on afterwards, ignore what i say and tell me to sleep
Now, back to season 2 of “how i met your mother”-its really funny
oh and college-yes im trying haha
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love that show
“The only time you wait 3 months to have sex with a girl is when she’s 17 years and 9 months old…”
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
i watched that last night
i want to see foxy boxing
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, did you see the one
where he took the hooker/paralegal to that awards show/ball or whatever? That one was my favorite. Been like a year since I’ve watched it though
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was last night too
im watching online, when he got the vampire to open the letter and read,
“Mary isn’t a hooker”-i couldnt stop laughing.
“wait, wait. heres the best part. He doesnt know she’s not a hooker. AHAHA!”
-Brandon out
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am getting more and more
impressed with the job Gene Smith is doing with our team. Are you ready for some football?
by DeeMoe on Apr 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said only one thing
WOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pickle on Apr 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet signing
Now the ball is rolling and in 4 days it will begin to gain even more momentum. Great job, Gene!
He may have lost a step but the intangibles he brings to the team will be priceless, for instance, Great route runner, Seasoned Veteran, Good character, Great awareness and will be a great mentor for Walker and whoever else we draft at WR.
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 20, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Imagine how relieved Garrard feels right now!
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Garrard is the most excited guy in Jacksonville right now
well, besides MJD, cuz he just got paid…..but still.
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it brings motivation inside the locker room.
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 20, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
We got rid of Porter, Williams, and Jones for Torry Holt. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me! Cheaper than Porter and I don’t think we have to worry about him serving suspensions for drugs and alcohol problems.
by Richierich_420 on Apr 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we'll just add two in the draft
And bring some UDFAs to compete for spots. Personally I’d be stoked if the receivers were Torry Holt, Dennis Northcutt, Mike Walker, Ramses Barden and Austin Collie.
by SoCalStites on Apr 20, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh i love barden
i do want jarret dillard
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another quality guy
Tra Thomas and Torry Holt are top of the mountain guys who have enough left to play. Buys time for a three year rebuilding plan.
Way to go Gene, now nail the draft.
- Terry
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by Tkopa on Apr 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shack Harris vs. Gene Smith
Is it just me or has the transition from the Harris era to the new Smith era been like night and day? I don’t remember the last time when I was blown away by so many moves….
Cutting Fred, Paul, Jerry Porter and the rest of our horrible receivers are gone, creative contracts for Thomas and Holt. This guy is all business, no BS.
If he keeps operating like this and nails the draft, this could be the most exciting year for me as a fan…even if we do go 8-8.
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep in mind Paul Vance structures the Jaguars contracts, and has done well in that area for years.
The Jags always have contract situations well formed.
-Collin
The End Is Nigh... www.infowars.com
by silencecs on Apr 20, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what the hell happened with Porter then?
They paid that guy way too much money. Even if he had been productive.
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say Vance comes up with the numbers, he just forms the contracts.
If he had 1,000 yard season, then he wouldn’t have been overpaid. He was a disaster though, no doubt about that.
The End Is Nigh... www.infowars.com
by silencecs on Apr 20, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough. I'll take your word for it, because I have no idea.
And please don’t take my last message as having a harsh tone.
I just think Gene is making sure he has a hand in everything.
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Super Bowl hype got to Shack
He probably told Vance to make a contract Porter couldn’t leave the building without signing first, and be creative second
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by FSBlueApocalypse on Apr 20, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The missing link
The Jags have had the talent but lacked the management now Gene is proving that the missing link is fixed, Best of luck Gene and we look forward to you masterminding us into the super bowl
by jesusjagfan2009 on Apr 21, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could turn out really, really good.
1. The O-line will be coming back healthy, with the added Tra Thomas, and minus the “two holding calls per game” Barnes.
2. MJD is fat and happy, and ready to burn. Greg Jones is itching to show what he can do. Look out AFC South!
3. Garrard is looking lean-and-mean.
4. Holt and Walker on the wings. Northcutt in the slot. Big Marcedes romping down the middle zone. Uh oh!
1+2+3+4 = the possibility of a fun season, of a return to AFC South-prominence and a return to classy Jaguars football.
Unfortunately, the truth only comes out game-by-game.
by arthardie on Apr 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now who at WR will we draft in the later rounds?
by Slvrgun on Apr 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jarret dillard
yes-i will honk this horn until the draft
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was a dumb analogy
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one more episode
goodnight guys,
if you get bored i wrote some more on my site,
i hope i thought before i did haha
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Equation
Dillard = future #1 receiver
by jesusjagfan2009 on Apr 20, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i completely agree
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robiskie would be a nice pickup.
Or possibly Hakeem Nicks.
The Teal and Black are comin' back!
by arthardie on Apr 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Robiskie would be a great pick up!
A. Smith or BJ Raji in the first and Robiskie in the 2nd would be a great first two rounds! I could sleep soundly with that…
Ha Do Ken!!
by JagsNguyen on Apr 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
I like robiskie but do you think he has peaked? Or does he have more upside?
by darkseraph18 on Apr 21, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you tell if a wr has peaked in college?
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 21, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He Has Peaked
But thats a good thing for a number 2 like him. He is ready to go.
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 21, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i believe you,
i just want to know how to notice it
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 21, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
to me...
It is just whether or not he has room to grow both in his game and physically. With everything I have heard about robiskie its that he is what he is and has hit his ceiling. He is a coaches son so I know he is prepared to be a pro. I like him a lot in the second round, but I dont think he is going to be a game breaker.
by darkseraph18 on Apr 21, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the contract
I don’t think we overpaid one bit. 4 million a year is pretty darn fair for a HOF, and he gets to earn the rest. No signing bonus. How the heck did we get him to sign the dotted line?
by Blair72 on Apr 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i agree, it adds a little more history-still building there
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I can't help but think that if you're 32 and an FA
You wanna go somewhere nice.
Hmmmmm…….. Jax, florida or Nashville, tenn? Easy for me to choose.
by harveyismyboy on Apr 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blair....
I think he might have signed because he would definitely step in at the number one WR position without anyone feeling jealous. Perhaps in TN, Gage would have been a bit upset by the signing. Plus he knows we are starting a character first regime, we have a solid core at QB/RB and our offensive coordinator is looking to really open things up on offense. Basically, he’s truly wanted here.
The Teal and Black are comin' back!
by arthardie on Apr 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What a great showing for the dedicated and die-hard Jag fans....
I just got home and logged on knowing Holt had signed but no details, it was great to see over 60 coments to this great signing. Its fun just reading the comments and feeling the positive vibe that’s starting to gain momentum. This is the best I have felt since the beginning of last season. Now nobody is sure where we go in the draft, wide receiver or OT is no longer a given. I would be satisfied to pick Raji and another receiver in the 2nd round. LIFE IS GOOD.
by Jaggernaut on Apr 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW!
So many comments and I just slept 2 hours..Unlicky me.
Well I can say this, it was a good steőp forward, which can be greta. If Holt has just 2 season around 100 yards, he worth the money. i hope he will have a so positive impact as we taught to the receivers. I hope it means That the jaguars will once again be a force in the air, not just to ground. I think/hope it will pul out some pressure from Maurice.
Anyway, it is a good day to be a Jaguars fan, and i hope in december this year we will still think so positivly about this latest move by Gene.
I hope Holt has another 1 or 2 follewerd via draft at the weekend.
by Zoltan from Budapest on Apr 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean a 1000 yards, not a 100 I hope. I mean I know jerry porter got paid a million per catch but common :)
by cliff1982 on Apr 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course
I left a 0 in the hurry (why I’m hurried can someone tell me?Haha)
by Zoltan from Budapest on Apr 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
garrard to holt
THE GREATEST SHOW NEAR SURF!
by jlana24 on Apr 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jlana...
That tis funny. And the Hammer and Sickle with Greg Jones and MJD. I said this earlier about LeSean McKoy, but I know we won’t do that. Gimme the draft. I need it now. Hammer and Sickle baby!
by aibtureman on Apr 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
Gratz on a great reciever pick up, and also on going 5-11 this year and next year. Losers. Hope you all get AIDs from your mothers.
Love from Nashville,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 2:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oops
meant a possible 5-12 or 5-13 for the next year, sorry my bad. May you all die in fires started by your dads cigar falling outta his mouth after a tragic stroke you Florida losers.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that was funny... I laughed pretty hard...
Hmm… Terry would love this kind Hate Speech among rivals. We need our antithesis. I hate the titans more than the Colts… who’s with me?!?
The End Is Nigh... www.infowars.com
by silencecs on Apr 21, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
Only fans of loser teams who wack it to video’s of Mark Brunell giving back rubs to Fred Taylor use words like “antithesis”. Go get nut cancer.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
The Titans have to learn how to win before I decide to hate them more.
by SoCalStites on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't there a hoe down or something you should be at?
Why don’t you hop in your tractor and take a trip to the Grand Ole Opry?
by SoCalStites on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg
Hoe down? did your momma trip on her own titty agian? That hoe sure is silly. Ill hop on my tractor and get over there asap.
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call us when VY has a nervous breakdown... great #3 pick there, bud.
I read your kinda sucks to get your hopes up article, and I really feel sad you’re so dejected. Maybe VY can recommend a therapist for you?
The End Is Nigh... www.infowars.com
by silencecs on Apr 21, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope "dejected' isn't too big a word for you.
I saw you struggled with antithesis, and we all know about the reputation of those hick-town public schools.
Go back to enjoying your methamphetamine out there in the Tennessee… happy tweaking!
The End Is Nigh... www.infowars.com
by silencecs on Apr 21, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
with words like “dejected” and “antithesis” and my small hick brain looking at back issues of Readers Digest trying to find the possible meaning of these literary giants you droped on me, I suddenly remembered your a Jaguar fan and that alone makes you dumber than me.
Go back to enjoying your garbage football team out there in Florida…happy failure!
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell her I said hi
Ok, tell your mom/aunt and her brother/your dad that I can’t make it to the bluegrass banjo pickin’ or the Elvis memorial/costume party. I talked to Dolly. She said the amusement park is strugglin financially over there, so she can’t make it either. Maybe you should invite VY. He needs a friend. I guess that’s what happens when you draft an arrogant quarterback who couldn’t hit a cab with a football from 30 yards away and he still thinks hes the best thing since fried pickles.
Maybe if you could have seen the sunrise through the tinfoil in your trailer you would have known when to go to school. You might have learned something more intelligent other than rude insults on someone elses team site. The more disrespectful you are, only serves to make YOU the one who looks like an idiot.
But if you wanna play, I can play “Bubba”. Let’s stoop to your level. Can’t focus on the Nintendo 64 anymore, because we got Holt? Sorry man. You still got your medicore middle aged quarterback and the two 1st round busts.
Dude, your team sucks. I mean, literally, on the scrotum.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
After your done trimming those massive possums above your eyes that you call eyebrows go read my below comments.
love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read your comments below bro
I know your stance. I’m sorry your genetic make-up was so effed up that you were born without eyebrows, therefore a normal looking person with eyebrows is inflammatory to you, but you gotta look on the bright side. At least you made it to school enough to write at a 3rd grade level. Much is to be said about it. Some people had to work at the farm at an early age. You, on the other hand, made it to the 6th grade before your responsibilities at the Winn Dixie became too important for the family. Sorry for your struggles. At least you have VY. I mean, he can scramble pretty well right?
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well ..
Im sure you said something very well put and clever above me, but I cant take you serious with those massive hairy caterpillar eyebrows looming at me like death incarnate.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ladies love my hairy caterpillar eyebrows
and the eyes underneath them (that is where they are supposed to be, believe it or not).
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as a matter of fact..
After closer inspection I have decided your entire face hair makeup looks like a 6 year old with parkinson’s failed attempt at playing with “Wooly Willy” on a trampoline.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure who or what Wooly Willy is
but it sounds like a sensitive subject for you. Maybe I’ll just be the nice guy in this situation, and leave it alone. That wasn’t your retarded uncle who used to visit you at night with a jar of homemade fig jelly was it? I mean, dude, you gotta let it go.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
since
you dont know who Wooly Willy, the people who do will be sure to tell you that u lost. Bad. 1st 3rd best smack talkers in the corps son, you woulda known had you did some fighting with us.
Did all that time in Hawaii and no tan, musta been your eyebrows giving off a natural shade.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right.
So now we’re being graded. Best shit talker this side of Dixie, eh? I’m sure you went and did “all that fighting” down at the corner store for the last bottle of over the counter herpes meds. Life just can’t throw you a break, huh? At least you get the 10% employee discount. 3 jobs must be hard to handle, but at least you come to BCC and unleash your frustration on people who are way too smart to even understand your half-retarded due to incestual relations rant. Truth is, if you were held in any significant regard by your military peers (if in fact you even have a military background) then you wouldn’t feel the need to prove your shit talking worth on an online forum.
I’m not in a contest. I mean every word I say. I think you’ve been deprived of any female attention for so long that your anger is spilling out in forms of annotational half-witted retardedness. Nashville must be tough on a guy with a feeble-mind and who is mentally defective. Sorry bro.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yet..
with those 2 insightful paragraphs you failed to put more fear or pain in me than those 2 giant hairy twinkies on your eyes did in one glimpse. You said it was a game in your first post.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a game
and it’s all part of it. I will say you do have a talent at giving out insults, but isn’t that like being the most talented 26 year old at the cystic fibrosis junior olympics?
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did..
you just reword the old " like winning a gold at the special Olympic’s" joke? Come on man, if you cant think of anything funnier let your eyebrows type something. Those dudes gotta be funny.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty much, yes I did.
I had to write something you’d understand. It’s hard to dumb down my words so you’ll be able to keep up.
Hold on….I’ll just put your mom on to type now.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was..
that your eyebrows or you with the clever your moms over here classic?
I told you those dudes where prolly funny.
Have you named them? If not I will throw some suggestions out there..
Xena Warrior princess bush 1 and 2,
Harry and Henderson, Yogi and boo boo. feel free to pick any.
Love,
Mr. Norht nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harry and Henderson sounds good
On a serious note, what ya’ll gonna do about your quarterback situation? Kerry collins ain’t gonna do it for ya’ll man, and VY is bust. He’ll be out of TN before this time next season. What to do?
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gonna be tough,
Maybe in next years draft we will trade down from 32nd to 1-2-or 3 with you guys to get a nice qb.
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd do it in a heartbeat
We’ll get your whole draft in picks, and you’ll get another VY…maybe Tebow even.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch..
true, dont think our team can handle another qb bust before we get put in rebuild mode. Alot of it will have to do with money also.
we have 4 cornerstones of our Defense up for contracts next year, so drafting another high paid low producing QB would wreck us hard.
I hate you guys but I would not wish a Ryan Leaf V/Y situiation on anyone
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
You’re defense will still be good. Now, you just gotta get that offense going. Nate Washington should help out alot.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this..
woulda sounded better had you said Holt. Im really hoping for us to get a late round gem at WR, dont think washington has the route ability we need with a aging QB.Hope Im wrong though.
Our first address should be CB or OLB in the draft, but management seems hard pressed on best player out there attitude, worked out for us with CJ though.
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's our approach too
I’m not gonna lie though. Signing Holt was great for us Jags fans, because we kept him from you guys. Your offense would have been much different with actual receivers to throw to. Don’t get me wrong, though. As of now, we still have the worst receiving corps in the league.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you guys will draft a receiver
in the later rounds. I’ll hope he’s a bust though…
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just..
our draft being a bust? Wheres the real hate? Thought we was rivals. I hope the Jags plane (Failed Franchise 1) pulls a We are Marshall,and Matthew MCconaughey has to rebuild the franchise with a group of ragtag Florida A+M players.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll call you Sanford's Son.
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 21, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aids and Florida losers huh?
Well if I knew it was going to be this kinda party I would of stuck my dick in your moms mash potatoes, you would of loved that i’m sure… i mean its not your sisters or your moms snatch or anything but im sure you wouldnt mind right about now, anything to get the taste of your dads wang out your mouth.
Welcome to the site…., now go give your undying support, lord knows he needs it!
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 21, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang fool, lol
Even I didn’t go that far…lol
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It needed to be said, dont worry, i sent my kids out of the computer room before i typed lol
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 21, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im..
gonna assume you thought man i showed his ass., but HA in your face I had already stuck my dick in my moms mashed potatoes so you got sloppy seconds.
Your not funny, and your gay emo signature and use of profanity in order to be funny just makes me think that you possibly was molested by Tim Tebow in the back of a 79 cutlass while he told you about how awesome he is.
Go whack off to Fred Taylor highlights and smear mayo on your balls.
Try to think of something funny, not just shoot out all the nasty things you hear your mom talk about at Denny’s as you sit there eating your Moon over Myhammy wondering why you never got picked in kickball.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i over heard your mom
giving your sister that very same speach at your last family reunion. I was the 1 there with ALL his teeth.
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 21, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something tells me..
That we can do this all night and all you will have is hillbilly jokes about my sisters and stuff and think “man am I hilarious” try to mix it up a bit, put some vasoline on them dry ass jokes man. If you can find anything better to say, make fun of Blairs eyebrows being as hairy as your moms anus or something, you loser herpe having jag fan.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about
You go and console VY and make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid now that the Jags snatched Holt from your sorry ass Titans, we ALL know how emotional that guy is, and while your in the locker room giving out hand jobs take Collins his Geritol.
I’ll allow you a final word but i’m done with this post for now, off to read others…… Welcome to the site, Titans suck!
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 22, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
hmm all i can say from this is man what a retard. I am looking to move to Nashville (don’t worry i will never convert) but if your writing is a reflection of the education system up there i will have to rethink things
by jesusjagfan2009 on Apr 21, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good,
Your coming to Nashville, all we need is one more sissy up here to give these losers the fighting edge about our state being full of sissys.
I hope you get raped at the Bus Station that you arrive at you wiener Jag fan.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahha
if we went 5-11 and we won both games against the titans & the colts, then who cares about not making the playoffs.
by Joeyy89 on Apr 21, 2009 3:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea
Thats the smartest thing I read on here. You must have a GD I.Q of 166 private Joey. If it wasnt such a waste of a damn fine loser fan private Joey I would recommend you for Titan PSLs private Joey. Now disassemble your weapon and continue.
I know hardly any of you will get this reference, as TV’s work on electricity and Florida still runs off steam and tears.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Norht Nashville?
At least you spelled Nashville right.
by Jaggernaut on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea
HT is my late grandpas initials, and he talked smack better than anyone you ever knew. Not that I needed to explain that you. Go not make the playoffs.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the HT stand for?
He’s toothless.
by Jaggernaut on Apr 21, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
I bet when your brain and fingers begin to spit this gem out, you where like “omg I got his ass, wait till the guy’s see this one!” as you sit in your Fred Taylor for prez stained boxers sitting at your 486 sipping on pure gravy with reruns of Designing Women Blaring in the background.
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish you all the best, man
Have a good, quick recovery.
by Zoltan from Budapest on Apr 21, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're actually quite witty and clever....
now if you could get over your anger issues and accept the fact that your Daddy really did love you despite all of your bad memories of him. It wasn’t all his fault, you’re entire family agreed not to tell you about about your sister being your mother until you were old of enough to handle it. Now its time to turn the page, accept your family for who they are, and just look forward to your next family reunion with your vivid imagination.
by Jaggernaut on Apr 21, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
its true me and ‘sismom’ as I like to call her do have true deep issues over dad, It does sem to bring out the bad side of me. You see he was a Jaguar fan too, from Jacksonville might I add.
The fact that he could not read (like most people from Florida “The Flaccid Penis State” go look at a map tell me it doesnt look like one) and enjoyed the love of many of your Jacksonville One eyed stretch-marked saggy boobed women made him quite alien too me. Im lucky to have survived being a product of his seed with only webbed feet and gigervitis.
The hillbilly stuff isnt funny learn new material you wiener Jag fan.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
This was fun guys, thanks for the witty clever comment jagger. I did like the fact that you guys seem to have spunk over here, as my teams page (aside from a few) is filled with PC douches. When I read a blog I want it to be with 2 sides I want facts and I want humor.
I understand my offbrand comedy 9th grade shit talk humor is not for everyone, But its all in good fun. I really do hate you guys for being Jag fans just like you hate me for being a Titan fan, but thats what makes football fun.
It gives us a outlet to be apart of a group of people who share a common goal, and hate others for thinking they have the nerve to try and get to the same goal. With all that said, go swim in a pool of gator feces you Florida scum.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don't understand
why you must Hate somebody/someone. You just waszt your precious time with the hate. I never get it, and I never will what is the fun of hating, such in this scale. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I hate the hate around the world, which are spreading like wildfire….
by Zoltan from Budapest on Apr 21, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh mac all the way
forget the pc douches
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 21, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ps
how great is it the optimism that us jaguars are feeling right now?
lets go jags!
by Joeyy89 on Apr 21, 2009 3:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Very happy with the Holt signing.
FIANLLY – the jags get a proven WR! Not since Smith / McKardel have we had a proven WR. Although his best days are behind himl, Holt is far and away already the best WR on this team. He is all pro – and high character – perfect role model material while still being productive.
This team has 2 – 3 years of rebuilding to do – so Holt (almost a coach on the field) is what the Doc ordered.
As for Gene Smith -
I’ve liked the moves he’s made – jetisoning the outdated and blowing up the worst WR corp in the league. So far so good. Now let’s see if he can “master” the draft.
Can’t wait for Saturday!
by OGN on Apr 21, 2009 7:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No more questions about Holt's jersey number.
http://www.jaguars.com/team/roster.aspx
Looks like Holt will get 81 and Mike goes back to his old collegiate 11.
Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Fred Taylor. Sounds about right.
by JvilleJag2 on Apr 21, 2009 8:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I missing it?
The link shows Walker at 81 and no Holt on there.
by Pickle on Apr 21, 2009 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might be. Holt is right after Henderson.
Jim Brown, Barry Sanders, Fred Taylor. Sounds about right.
by JvilleJag2 on Apr 21, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holt signing and draft
with Holt signed we now have flexiabilty in the draft my dream scearnio is we get a call from denver offering there 2 #1 picks this year and a 3rd rounder for # 8 we take the trade call arizona and package 1 31 and a 3rd rounder for Boldin get him to do a deal like Holt with the understanding if he produces we will take care of him and then get offensive and defensive line help and a db or 2
Armand Riendeau
by armjag1 on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
with all these good-hearted veterans....
I don’t get why we wouldn’t keep Fred around to back MJD up until he retires
by reems28 on Apr 21, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He would have cost too much money.
Anyway, I just want to throw in my 1 cents about the Holt signing. I am stoked! If he goes anywhere over 800 yds and 5 tds this season then I will be satisfied. Of course thats only if one of the younger guys puts up similar numbers. Come on Walker!
by JagSoldier on Apr 21, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go again!
Holt is 33 years old with injury concerns—I just don’t get it. Draft Crabtree and be done with it. Imagine that; a first round draft pick that actually would bring some value to the organization. It’s painful to realize how good the Jaguars could have been had we drafted better in the first round. Take a look back at who we could have had instead of Leftwich, Williams, Jones, and Harvey. I’ve been accused of being a little negative and that’s fine. As much as I love this team I’d love to have been wrong on any of those guys. Unfortunately I haven’t been. Maybe holdout Harvey will make me look silly—-I sure hope so.
by JAGS1995 on Apr 21, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holt's value goes far beyond his stats
This guy has intangibles that go far beyond just his stats. He is one of the best route runners of all time and he has great hands, now that can be taught to the rookies and newbe’s that come through here shoot that alone makes him worth the money. As for Ernest Wilford sorry but no thanks he can stay with miami
by jesusjagfan2009 on Apr 21, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilford couldn't even earn playing time
He lost his job and was behind Bess on the depth chart (an undrafted free agent last year). If Wilford is an upgrade to our receiving corps, we suck much worse than I originally thought. Holt was a cheap signing. He’ll do well if he stays healthy. I agree we need a receiver in the draft, but I think round 2 or 3 is more plausible than going after Crabtree who most likely won’t be available anyway.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong about Wilford
Wilford hasn’t done jack in Miami—that’s not the point. He did a great job in Jacksonville and was clearly our best WR before being let go. He’s not a #1 wideout but definitely did a great job for us. I’ve been to too many games where Jones and Williams were dropping balls and Wilford was getting creamed over the middle but held onto the ball. He got a raw deal. I think you’re right about Crabtree—he’ll be off the board before we pick.
by JAGS1995 on Apr 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just proved my point!!!
Our best receiver couldn’t even earn playing time in Miami! Isn’t that the point? We’re trying to upgrade the receivers. What more do I need to say? I loved Wilford when he was here. He was one of my favorites, but I’m ready to move on, and obviously the team was too. If saying our best receiver went to Miami AFTER BEING SIGNED AS THEIR NUMBER ONE RECEIVER and still got surpassed in the depth chart by everyone including an undrafted FA doesn’t spell it out for you, I don’t know what will. He’s not good enough.
by Blair72 on Apr 22, 2009 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holt is a great pick-up
The fact of the matter is, the Jaguars do not have a credible receiving threat right now, especially with Matt Jones gone. You can’t throw all the time to MJD, especially now that he’s the #1 running back.
AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget
by Orlando Rays on Apr 21, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are people so upset about Holt getting signed?
Didnt the Jags say that they were going to sign a vet and address the position in the draft? There half way there.
by JagSoldier on Apr 21, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you
after that hoedown comment. It was raw son, raw.
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
I come to this site to talk about football and more specifically, the Jaguars. You came on and I told you to go away. You chose not to and instead decided to say something about my mom. You were obviously not done, but I was and still am.
by SoCalStites on Apr 21, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nashville, you can't make fun of the guy
you should see his cheerleaders…WOAH! (say that like Joey from brotherly love, back in 93 or so)
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 21, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nashville
we welcome you here but making fun of people here exposes ur stupidity which will not be tolerated
by jesusjagfan2009 on Apr 21, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so
what you gonna do? Berate me with unfunny cussing? Perhaps leave the fork out of the bag when I buy chili cheese fries from the sonic you work at? Bust in the room on me and your sister and wife in what we refer to as the “Brunell’s spine X-ray” sexual postion? Perhaps flood my email with pics of you shirtless mudding with your boys in the backwoods of Kissmymother, Florida?
Be funny, not a prick. Wiener.
Love,
Mr.norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quit e-mailing me whiskey coupons, damn...
a conversation that took place in mr. Nashville’s sisters room:
" why you laughing sis?’
" well bubba, you screw like daddy"
" yeah, i know, mom said the same thing!"
Everybody knows when he's coming to town
They're locking the doors
And they don't make a sound
People want him dead but he won't die yet
First he's got to live
With all the things that he did
by thatdamnLovett on Apr 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So..
conversation that took place in your house..
It say that this membership to Trannys unlimited is free for 3 days, but why do I have to give them my Credit Card?
This is bs, oh shit norht nashville said something else let me go shoot profanity at him since I have no humor!
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do seem to be pulling out of the conversation
like I pulled out of your mom last week. I was a little hesitant about the whole thing, but apparently she said its cool since she’s expecting your brand new baby girl. Wonder what harvinsbong thinks about that…btw, which of harvin’s bongs she toking on, anyway?
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
See this is funny here Lovelett, he did research and shit. You on the other hand just grabed the copy of You might be a Redneck off the coffee table in your grammy single wide trailor and just reworded stuff. Sure the dude above me has the verbal word power of VY in the huddle, but at least he tries.
Love,
Mr.NorhtNashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been real man
but I gotta shut it down for awhile. Got the admins a little peeved with all of the negative word flow through here. I’m cool if you want to talk football, but I gotta wait til the week we play you guys to start this fun up again. Hate to disappoint, but your mom disappointed me when she had to spit it in the sink. By the way, she loves my eyebrows….
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yo Man
I’ve got to go too. For two reasons… one is that like Blair said, I think the admins are getting a little bit pissed that we are owning you so much; the second, and most important reason is that your mom is calling(she wants some more of me bro)… so I really need to go… see you… in… a… fe…w…months… whe…n… our team…s… play…
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah..
Was sick with strapthroat today(insert cant do bj’s or some gay joke here), so I decided to have a little fun with some Jag fans who picked up a good reciever. I think im gonna be on this page alot now, you guys got passion…….for sucking. ;)
Blame all of this on the complete lack of good daytime TV.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i have no idea
did you see the cheerleaders, he put em back up
-woah
Surreal to be Teal
by Surteal on Apr 21, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and i wonder...
How many posts this wall has as compared to the wall when Porter was signed last year? I just think that would be interesting to know.
On another note, I sense that you are bored with your team and want to come over to the dark side Princess NashVegas. Don’t be afraid to jump on our train. We accept people of all backgrounds buddy.
by aibtureman on Apr 21, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah..
Just bored with the weiners that make up the readers of our blog. Everytime i say something im told im not classy, you believe that non sense.. me not classy ;)
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also..
people attempt humor back over here, not tell you how bad your grammar is, how you misspelled something yada yada. I have to say that making fun of Blair’s monsterous critters above his eyes made me forgot all about being sick.
And to think one of our guys actually cares what you think of TN fans over there. Do any of yaw actually give a crap about what a TN fan thinks of you? Had I came over here all hunky dory and sweet would you have hated the titans any less?
Im a football fan of the Titans, rain sleet snow they are my team and to hell with all the rest. Im sure you guys feel the same way. If your a diehard of two teams then your not a diehard.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville (aka the real MCM hater)
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember Me?
I visit the Titans blog at times to talk some good ’ole trash. I agree wit you man, the people on your blog suck. I just want to talk some trash and laugh a little, and they just wanted to correct my grammar and have a serious conversation. I went over there wanting to kick some ass, computer style, and I ended up talking to some idiot about the salary cap.(Bull4real, is he one of those tightasses you were talking about?)
I hate the titans, everything about the titans, and most of all, titans fans themselves. But your alright bro’…for a titans fan
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 21, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont ..
remember you, but your smell of failure and tears as a Jag fan rings a bell.
Its uptight douches like that is why our division is out of the limelight.
Why do people watch the Sox and yankees play even when they dont like baseball? How about the UNC Duke games? Denver and KC? Eagles andCowboys? Ill tell you why.. its the energy of the fans, the pure hatred that rises above the fact that all those teams I named are gayer than 2 men making love in a pink house on a purple loveseat wearing dresses and watching General hospital.
Why cant we have that kind of rivalry? Because we are too uptight as fans. Sure I know the Jaguars are crappy and its hard to put all your heart into rooting for such wieners but try ya know?
Just remember that everytime you read some drawn out long typed essay by a Titans fan about how salary cap issues or some crap there is always me there in the back ready and willing to talk about your mother.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you
not being the douche the bloggers you mention from our page that is.
But your a jag fan so, yea I guess everyone involved has douche-like qualitys.
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry your site sucks man
I just checked it out. Horrible. Left a little note for them though.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey..
good stuff blair they will respond with well thought out response’s and essay long disses that will be well worded and with proper grammar…. Bestjagfan I gotta tell you man I may be tapped for the day. Just scroll up and copy paste any of the awesome things I said today and put you name there instead. Oh wait something is coming to me… I got your sister preg and put her in my car trunk and rode around Knoxville with my 2 15’s in the trunk blaring Rockytop just to make sure the baby would not be a Florida wiener.
Love,
Mr.NorhtNashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww Man...
Oh wait… your mom just came over again… be back in a few… hours…
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 21, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Its good to know I/we here on Bigcatcountry always have somebody to talk trash to. Now, its time to increase this rivalry…I’ll start right now…
Tell your mom to stop coming over asap. I’m getting a little bit worn out, and she just wants more… I’ll be back in a few seconds…
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 21, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porter got about 200 at the end
After about 2 weeks
by kujo24 on Apr 21, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, we've almost gotten that in one day
Granted, half of it is smack talking.
by Blair72 on Apr 21, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha...
Welcome to BCC Nashville/Vegas. Jus poolin’ yo leeg. wes talks lik dis awww da time. See you in October dude.
by aibtureman on Apr 21, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Like me or not BCC...
I put asses in blogs. Im here to stay, im starting my weekly “The real AFC south Champs” blog in order to start shit in a controlled enviorment.
I will leave my flaming off of your precious serious discussions as to not disturb you guys serious talk about your terrible team, or cloud up your discussions with my rants.
Thanks for making my day fun you pitiful excuses for fans.
Lets make our Rivalry the best in pro football, and it starts here with us. You group of lowlife garbage Jag fans.
Love, Mr.Norht nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Flaming?
You do reek of flamer. Hell, your whole team does. WTF is on the side of the Titan’s helmets? They look like flaming thumbtacks (courtesy of Tuesday Morning Quarterback). Nothing quite like going in a big, sweaty pile of 60 shirtless men like VY, huh?
Welcome to the community. Hopefully you’ll stick around and add that brilliant, quick witted high school crap to our boards on a regular basis, you steaming pile of inbred, homophobic, redneck piece of crap. You’re probably are a Volunteer fan too, huh?
Ignore the hype; look at the results.
by harperslaw on Apr 22, 2009 4:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Norht's wet dream
Ignore the hype; look at the results.
by harperslaw on Apr 22, 2009 4:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it
is funny to look at the guy in the middle, he looks at VY with a look I can only describe as true love. Nah im not a Vols fan, I got it worse, Im a vandy fan(yea im open for countless disses now) as far as redneck is I grew up in central Nashville in the city (went to same Middle School as John Henderson as a matter of fact) so the hillbilly stuff just aint cutting it. Ignore the hype huh? Look at the result huh? Like that massive explosion your team pulled last year? The sweep we put on yaws ass?
I gotta say this, I hope that Torry Holts knee explodes at training camp you punk Jag fan. I hope your 87 Toyota Corolla flips over on the way to your opening preseason game happy about your free tickets you got in a raffle at your job at Waffle House killing you and your cousin, whos hot that you brought with you hoping people would think she is your girlfriend. Go eat a corndog sexually you no nut jag fan.
Love,
Mr. Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 22, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is always good to see you
ToothLess
by Zoltan from Budapest on Apr 22, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it is also good to see you,
young version of Orville Redenbacher.
Love,
Mr.Norht Nashville
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 22, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I
didn’t know who even the guy is but I googled it, and saw-And I can say you don’t hurt me with that resembelance
Otherwise i don’t find myself ahandsome person…
But thanks for attempting ToothLess
by Zoltan from Budapest on Apr 22, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anytime,
King of the fluffy popcorn.
by MrNorhtNashville on Apr 22, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
I was about to dis you again, but your mom just came over. We are… catch you later.
Thats Good For Another Jacksonville... First Down.
by Bestjagfan on Apr 22, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't
mock ToothLess all the time, because that means he will come here and continue this nothing lead trash talk.
by Zoltan from Budapest on Apr 22, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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