http://www.battleredblog.com/2009/9/27/1057247/post-game-rant-thread#21908616

Offensive playcalling finally strikes down the field and not 2 yards into the flats.

Garrard was still pressured but he made some great throws.

Mike Sims-Walker is a beast. He will be the #1 WR this year.

Mike Thomas is awesome. The reverses will fool many teams.

Ernest Wilford looks like he could be an effective TE. Blocks and has good hands.

Defense has some pressure but needs just a little more. Penetrate and destroy those pockets!

JDR made one of the worst challenges I have ever seen.

just wanted 2 say congrats on a hard fought division game. im pissed that my guys lost, but we knew coming in it was gonna be close. i look forward to the rematch… and the revenge. BEAT THE TITS ASS NEXT WEEK!!!!!!

Your guys wanted it more than our guys. Wish you much luck next week. You are good fans, deserve a good team.

I was reading the post-game rant by the Texan fans and most are complaining about that pass interferance call. But how about the fact that on of the refs tackled MJD? ;)

1) David Garrard is kidnapped before the game by Florida vigilantes on swamp boats and replaced by Tim Tebow. No one seems to notice until the game has already started.

2) Tebow manages to run up 15 points on the Texans (one touchdown, two field goals and one safety – he also starts as NT) before the Texans figure out the best way to stop him – Amobi Okoye whispers into Tebow’s ear that he’s a Zoroastrian and Tebow spends the rest of the game on the Texans’ bench trying to convert him.

3) Meanwhile, the Texans running woes (both on offense and defense) are erased when they line Frank Okam up in the backfield and have Steve Slaton play NT. Okam runs for 240 yards and 3 touchdowns including one ridiculous play where he runs from his own 35 to the house while breaking 11 tackles – one from every Jag on the field – and then attempts to mimic the Lambeau leap, killing three fans (including Jacoby’s mom). Jacoby is so enraged at the death of his mom that he promptly muffs every punt and kick he attempts to field. Meanwhile Slaton racks up six tackles, six sacks and six fumble recoveries, causing Tebow to give up his attempts to convert Okoye and move to California to take up surfing and live on the beach.

Texans win, 666-15.
-tehGrindCrusher

I just watched Freeney pull his spin move on Arizona’s LT Gandy. Now… I like Gandy. He plays extremely well – and the fact that Dwight pulled that move on him and forced Warner to panic made me even more optimistic about Monroe. See… Monroe, in his first NFL game, went against that! And he did… okay. Not terrible, but certainly not good. And today against Houston? He held his own against one of the best defensive ends in the AFC south. I feel good about our team’s future.

I apologized if I’ve missed this.. But, what happened to Britton today?

Notice the calm, loose demeanor on the jags sideline today?

Both Houston teams lost, The Texans and the Oilers!!!!!

and I’m trying to figure out why we did so much better vs the Colts than the Cards. Colts pass rush is killing the Cards tonight and making me feel a little better about our rookie tackles. Was it the Cards’ DTs & the Colts’ DEs that gave us so much trouble? Would make sense since both defenses were getting good pressure til Dockett got injured.

It’s something to look at, but our line looks to be gelling just in time for the game vs the Tits. I hope the Tits fans get their wish and put in VY… =)

I told you so but I knew just from watching that Washington preseason game back in August that we should have been playing Mike Thomas all along. I could just tell by the speed he has that he was gonna be good. I wish we would have been playing him in weeks 1 and 2.

pls take Super Mario out of your pocket