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Budlight Presents Real Men of Genius



Found it on the comments below ask vic. I thought it pretty much describes alot of the "fans" haha.

***START MUSIC**

And now, Bud-Light presents, "Real Men of Genius!" (Real Men of Genius)

 

Here's to you, Mr. "The Jags should pick up every big name, overpriced, washed-up free agent" guy! (Mr. "The Jags should pick up every big name, overpriced, washed-up free agent" guy!)

 

Oblivious to NFL history, strategy, or common sense, you scour the internet looking for every half-baked rumor involving an NFL player whose best days ended four years ago. (We should get Moss!)

 

Unable to understand the work that the team has been doing by building through the draft, instead you advocate that the team be run in the same way as such perennial NFL powerhouses as Oakland, Washington and Minnesota (I wish Favre would text ME-eee!)

 

Having never even played in a Saturday afternoon pick-up game, you’re somehow smarter than every coach, scout and GM in the league. (Hey, I play Madden!)

 

 Ketchman? He’s an idiot! (Doesn’t even own an Xbox!)

 

So crack open a Bud-Light, Free Agent guy, because I hear Sean Merriman is available for next season, which is nice.

 

(Mr. "The Jags should pick up every big name, overpriced, washed-up free agent" guy!)

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