Budlight Presents Real Men of Genius
Found it on the comments below ask vic. I thought it pretty much describes alot of the "fans" haha.
***START MUSIC**
And now, Bud-Light presents, "Real Men of Genius!" (Real Men of Genius)
Here's to you, Mr. "The Jags should pick up every big name, overpriced, washed-up free agent" guy! (Mr. "The Jags should pick up every big name, overpriced, washed-up free agent" guy!)
Oblivious to NFL history, strategy, or common sense, you scour the internet looking for every half-baked rumor involving an NFL player whose best days ended four years ago. (We should get Moss!)
Unable to understand the work that the team has been doing by building through the draft, instead you advocate that the team be run in the same way as such perennial NFL powerhouses as Oakland, Washington and Minnesota (I wish Favre would text ME-eee!)
Having never even played in a Saturday afternoon pick-up game, you’re somehow smarter than every coach, scout and GM in the league. (Hey, I play Madden!)
Ketchman? He’s an idiot! (Doesn’t even own an Xbox!)
So crack open a Bud-Light, Free Agent guy, because I hear Sean Merriman is available for next season, which is nice.
(Mr. "The Jags should pick up every big name, overpriced, washed-up free agent" guy!)
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OMG
this is awesome!!! :) lol I love the “I wish Favre would text me”.. but I’d be worried if I got a txt from him, really don’t care to see his package..
Ok, who's got a home recording studio.
I’m sure we gotta musician around here. Take a couple of hours and record this baby for us!
We want audio!
The Teal and Black are comin' back!
by arthardie on Nov 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
We're not calling Vic an idiot...
The backup singers are singing for Mr. Free Agent Guy.
“Ask Vic” is one of my favorite parts of each weekday. Don’t know what I’ll do when he stops.
by Paul Bavington on Nov 5, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice work man
Cheers to you, that was perfect
Coach Crennel, if all of your Coors Lights can talk what happens when you open your fridge? There's generally "Hoopla" involved.

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