::::START MUSIC:::: Budweiser presents "Real Men of Genius!" (Real men of geeeniusss!)
And today we salute you, Mr. Vic Ketchman - sportswriter extraordinaire! (Mr. Vic Ketchman - sportswriter extraordina-aaaaire!) For sixteen years, you've been the voice of reason, experience and wisdom to Jaguars fans around the world. (Players not playyys!) Your bailiwick includes football history, strategy, grammar, and insight of some of the greatest players ever to play the game. (He knows Joe Greene!) As your loyal readers are saddened by news of your departure, we think of happier times - like your 7000th explanation of BAP to a guy who also doesn't get why we never went after T.O. in free agency (I neee-eeed a bib!) We remember learning that you had readers in Budapest, Belfast and Toad Suck, Arkansas (Don't forget 999 Oaks!) So as you prepare to head off to Green Bay, remember that you'll always have loyal readers here - along with people who wanted Smith to draft Tebow (I wouldn't worry about that!) So crack open a Bud Light, oh Boss of the Blogs, because you've got a lot more to write before you can go to that mountaintop. (Mr. Vic Ketchman - sportswriter extraordina-aaaaire!)