:::START GUITAR MUSIC:::
It does more between 6 and 9 A.M. on Tuesday than many countries do in a week.
If thrown, it would return to your hand. After hitting the target.
It doesn't get any bigger only because it doesn't want to give your hair an inferiority complex.
It is.....The most interesting 'stache in the world!
:::Closeup on Mr. Khan's moustache:::
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do.....it will be in my suite at Everbank Field!"