Ex Gator Draft Bust Joins Forces with Future Ex Gator Draft Bust

by Joe Fisher on Aug 1, 2011 2:27 PM EDT

(some sarcasm in this article. Deal with it.)

I just read on profootballtalk.com that Derrick Harvey was signed by the Denver Broncos, where he will join forces with former college teammate and current Broncos ~~fullback~~ quarterback, Tim Tebow.

(Not actually Derrick Harvey)

Word has it that several dojos in the greater Denver area are eagerly anticipating Harvey's arrival.

Apparently, the plan is for him to backup Elvis Dumervil and try to start his career that to date has been a long running disappointment after his stellar performance in the BCS Championship game in 2006. Coach John Fox, when advised that the team signed Harvey to a deal said, "I recall that BCS game, he was all over the field. I often wondered, 'what ever happened to the kid? Then I get word that he worked his way up to a red belt and that sealed the deal for me." Fox added, "Now, what position does he play again, end? Which side of the ball?"

Terms on the deal were not disclosed, but if the Kobra Kai have anything to say about it, Harvey is going to have to earn it.

Seriously, I really hope Harvey figures it out. Maybe a change of scenery away from all the Gator love will do him some good. Reggie Nelson seemed to do well in Cincy after the Jags let him loose.

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That was funny.

But I don’t think Tebow will bust. I had something funny to say, but it wouldn’t fit the community guidelines, and I would of possibly got a perma ban.

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by rhettchrystal on Aug 1, 2011 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

say it. I want you out of here!

joking.

by Joe Fisher on Aug 1, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions

ur not joking. just sober. for now.
HA
joking.

Sean

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by cuffs007 on Aug 1, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions

have to cut a limb out of the yard when I get home so beer will be drunk prior to the chainsaw getting fired up.

by Joe Fisher on Aug 1, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions

:(

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by rhettchrystal on Aug 1, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions

That is one of the best titles ever.

I like Tebow, though. I am rooting for him. I just despise all the Gator/Bronco Tebow nuts out there.

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by JPQ! on Aug 1, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

+1

by Distance on Aug 1, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions

I've been working on spreadsheets and FY12 projections all day and needed a break so I came up with this

I like him too, it’s just his die hard fans I cannot tolerate. The fact that so many of them a) think Tebow won the first title (not Chris Leak and others) and b) they overlooked all of the flaws within the program because this kid was such a paragon of virtue. And seriously, I think he’s the type of kid we all hope our kid will grow up to emulate, especially the money making part.

I will break out the video of me getting interviewed last year prior to the Broncos game if needed.

by Joe Fisher on Aug 1, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions