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Un-named Jaguars Receiver: Real Man of Genius

:::START MUSIC::: And now, Bud-Lite presents "Real Men of Genius!" (Real Men of Geniu-uuuus!) And today we salute you, Mr. Talk-Smack-About-the-NFL'S-Best-Cornerback-While-You're-Riding-The-Stationary-Bike-Guy!" (Mr. Talk-Smack-About-the-NFL'S-Best-Cornerback-While-You're-Riding...Waitaminute, are you *&^%ing Kidding, Meeeeeee?!?!?) No, he really said that Revis was overhyped because he plays in New York City! (New York Ciiit-hehehehe!) He said that the NFL is full of good players and that New York is just seen as better because they get more "pub." (You sound like you've spent all daaaaay IN a pu-uuuub!) He also said that the Florida Times Union is essentially the same as the New York Times (:::Sound of backup singer collapsing in a fit of laughter:::) Now, after watching Luke McCown throw 4 picks and get tackled for a safety, you're oddly silent. (Hey, pedal faster maaaa-aaaan!) In fact, I'm still so stunned by your original statement, that I'm at a greater loss for words than Dan Quayle at an International Thespian Society convention! (Hehe Hooo! Augh, I can't bre-eeeeathe!) So here's to you, Mr. Four-Reception-Cyclist-Guy, crack open a Bud-Lite (Hey, you said "crack!") because after that outstanding public speaking performance, your receiving game needs some good "Pub." (Mr. Talk-Smack-About-the-NFL'S-Best-Cornerback-While-You're-Riding-The-Stationary-Bike-Guy!)

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