This is the scenario taking place at Everbank Field....RIGHT NOW

JDR: *Gets of his beeper* Hey Gene why did you call me in

GS: Jack, we need to talk about the game plan

JDR: About what, ground and pound baby, ground and pound

GS: You see your play calling is just not cutting it

JDR: What in the hell are you talking about, we are old school and we will ground and pound baby

GS: You only threw 21 times, we drafted Blaine to throw a lot and so we could win

JDR: Gene my man you've got it all wrong.  I have a plan we will ground and pound and all throws will be bubble screens

DK: Hey Gene this isn't my fault.  Jack gave me a sheet to call plays with and they said "Run right" "Run middle" "Run Left" "Bubble Screen left" "Bubble Screen right".  He also said if I called anything else he would fire me

GS: Jack you dumbass you can't fire Dirk

JDR: I'll fire you Gene

GS: YOU ARE SO STUPID

JDR: That's it get him out of here I am now GM/Head Coach

BG: Hey coach should I go warm up my arm?

JDR: No silly Blaine remember you never EVER throw in practice, go do hand offs with Maurice

WW: Jack you cannot fire Gene 

JDR: Oh really? I fire YOU Wayne now that I'm owner things will be changing 

BG: But coach I'm the quarterback

JDR: Blaine please shut up and go away or I'll make Leger sit on you again

BG: Dear God, get me out of this place

JDR: *Addressing Team* Well men it is game time time for some good old fashioned football

Reporter:  Jack how come when you were down by one with four seconds and on the 25 yard line you didn't kick the field goal.  Why did you run  a draw

JDR: Well you know what the Jags do, we ground and pound, and no matter what the score is we will have the same identity

WW: Jack you're fired