These mother effers, nephew. Im out here in the streets grinding like you read about. Hold on. Before I keep going, cue the music.
Clipse - Grindin' (via kidscallmemrsniffles)
Alright. Richard Wrecking. Who is it gonna be? Guy Whimper? Nah man. You dont get the Richard Wrecking by being a one pump chump. You gotta wreck all day. This isnt a part-time award. So this week's winner is Dan Hicken.
Dan is much deserving. My nephew was out in the streets all day yesterday and even today grindin on that Tebow Richard. I mean, it was a display that is rarely seen. Gatoraide couldnt even begin to touch the thirst level of his throat. Get called out does Dan? DONT CARE. Get proven wrong that Tebow is an awful player does Dan? Dont care.
Dan and his legion of followers are out to prove a point. They are out to bring our boy home. They are out to Wreck Richards. They did. We did.
I feel comfortable saying this; no one brings the inside Tebow scoop like Dan. No one. He isnt just thirsty for Teebs. Check out these tweets that I intercepted from the interwebs. "Why is dajuan harris scoring td's for pack and mike thomas running 20 yard end arounds for detroit??" Two question marks, Dan? My god. Tell us how you really feel. And then there is "jason garrett spits more than any other head coach i've ever seen..." BOOM! Talk about shots fired.
So, this week Richard Wrecking award easily went to Pulitzer prize winning journalist Dan Hicken. Well done, Dan. Another award to go in your overflowing case.