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Suck My Knot, Nephew.

Merril Hoge is a certified Richard Wrecker. My freakishly-large-tie-knot-wearing nephew is killing Tebowmaniacs. Dude is dropping three day old fish hay makers, 3 dollar bill bombs, and now he is out there betting his life that Tebow will be as awful as that Ipad commercial where that uppity kid sings to her stupid grandpa. That commercial sucks, my ninja. If you follow me on twitter you know that I hate Tebow with the fire of 1000 suns. Every time that the discussion turns to Tebow I listen to that new Taylor Swift joint and just lose all the cares in the world. I jam and jam and jam. After Im done jaming, the only thing I feel bad about with this whole Tebow Gate is that it is kinda making me like Merril. Merril is a squid. I hated that bro. Blocked him on Twitter. Never talked to him on twitter but I blocked him as soon as I made an account which was a power move on my part to say the least. I should like a guy that I had that kind of pure hatred for. But I do. He has the Anti-Skip Bayless Tebow thing down. You had the Richard Wrecking award and 3 day old fish, Merril but you kept going. I love that about you. Dont ever stop being you. Merril Hoge. <3

ESPN: Merril Hoge Bets His Life Tim Tebow Will Fail In 2013 (via Revolution2012ows)


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