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Richard Wrecking Hopefuls


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Big match up this week. We have Blaine Gabbert trying to prove that the Jaguars made the right decision not to up their offer to get hometown quarterback starter "playtime-getting" hero, Tim Tebow, into the teal uniform. I, for one, am really looking forward to the bombs that Gabbert will throw down-field to the obvious rookie of the year, Kevin Elliot. Kevin Elliot has a chance to really make an impact this week.

But seriously, Nephews. That last paragraph is a joke. Im no one trick pony. Let's take an honest look at award hopefuls.

1. Chad Henne. Quarterbacks are the money makers. My sources tell me that Henne cut his mustache. While I believe this to be a mistake, I remind you that last year's Super Bowl winner, Eli Manning, didnt have a mustache either. Clearly a #powermove by Henne.

2. Rex Ryan. Sexxxy Rexxxy might flat out wreck our richards simply by leaving The Hero home. When you troll 66,000 people, all of whom will be there SOLELY to see Timothy play, you are a Richard Wrecker Winner. Now, this award would be automatic if Rexxxy had the same lettuce as his brother. Locks like lava.

3. Bryan Anger. Most of you know that I hate Bryan Anger jokes. If Mr. Anger pins the Jets deep a few times and makes an impact in the game, Gene Smith will have known that the third round pick was too valuable to give up for Tebow. That third round pick could be what gets us the W. (the "W" in this situation stands for win. Sneaky, I know.)

These are just the three obvious candidates, nephews. You dont have to be nominated to win. You just have to wreck richards. Hard. Soft. Slow. Fast. Completely. Almost.

(Sources for Henne Mustache was the NY POST. I read it online.)



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