Eugene Frenette and Mark Long are going blow for blow on the twitters. Let's recap:
At first Eugene was all like, "Damn man. Its hard as all F to find a parking spot in the Town Center. Oh, they put a new Loop in there? That's cool. I hope it isnt Rock Mounty Middle of the Road Pizza."
Then Mark and some other bro were all like, "Hey Genie, whatcha there buying? A Bolles High School Pillow Pet, BOLLES LOVER!" *snicker snicker snicker*
Gene was all, "GUYS, CYBER BULLYING IS A THING?!"
Guys "Nah, nephew. We hear your silly little interviews and we are like, YUCK. Let somebody else talk, fam!"
Gene, "Bro, I bet I know who your work girlfriend is Tania!"
/Tania gets on twitter. /Clicks Gene's name /blocked
There is currently a calm in the storm. Mark is probaly writing a "Check yes or no" letter to Tania.
INTERCEPTED TEXT TO GENE'S WIFE: IT READS "Guhs wer beink mean. Leavfing game. Home soohn."
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