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Training Camp 2012: Checking in with the Budlight "Real Men of Genius" announcer.

:::RMoG announcer is walking away his office mailbox, reading through scripts as he goes:::

ANNOUNCER: Hmmm, let's see, today we salute you "Mr. National Media Troll Guy"....Nope. That one's been beat to death on the O-zone. Next!

Today we salute you, "Mr. Still stuck on Tim Te---!" Geez! give it a rest, people!

:::Crumples up that script, tossing it in a can labled, TO BE SHREDDED, BURNED AND BURIED WITH THE BODY OF THE NEXT PERSON CLAIMING THAT TIM TEBOW WOULD SAVE THE JAGUARS' FRANCHISE.:::

Today we salute you, "Mr. Drop the MMA Training and Work on Catching the Freakin' Ball Guy!" Okay, that might have some promise...

Today we salute you, "Mr. You're Still Making Over 4 Million a Year So Just Show Up and Play Guy!" Right on....

:::Walks into the studio, setting down remaining scripts and walks to the microphone:::

Hey, Charlie. The writer's send up anything else? The ones in my box are pretty lame.

PRODUCER CHARLIE: Just three: One about the reporter who called Ryan Sanchez "Tim," one about Tebow running shirtless through the rain, and-"

ANNOUNCER: Tebow, Tebow, Tebow! I feel almost like Jan freakin' Brady here! I would be THRILLED if I NEVER have to say that man's name ever again! Yes, I know he's a great guy and a tremendous athlete and a devoted Christian! I know that! I just can't take any more of this HYPE! :::Wipes brow, and takes a few deep breaths::: What else do we have?

PRODUCER CHARLIE: Just this last one, "Mr. Are You Still Beati-"

ANNOUNCER: STOP!!! Nu-uh! Nope! No way am I getting in the middle of THAT! Just hand me the Tebow ones, okay?

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