Breathe easy, Jaguars fans. According to Florio, there's still hope for the Jags' passing game.
Mere days after being released from jail (and the Miami Dolphins) for head-butting his "basketball wife" (who really wasn't the wife of any basketball player to begin with) of one month for having the audacity to question him about the presence of a reciept for a box of condoms that she found in the trunk of their car, Chad Johnson has the opportunity to reunite with his old OC.
Writes Florio breathlessly: "With the Jags dumping veteran receiver Lee Evans on Sunday, a case could be made that Chad could contribute, given that he knows the offense."
I don't know how to do a sarcasm font. See if you can detect any. "Florio is a really, really good writer with incredible insight into a whole bunch of things, but none more so than his ability to hone in on critical issues regarding the Jaguars and explain them with crystal clarity."
I don't know a lot about Johnson's intelligence, but I'm guessing if preventing your wife from finding a receipt for a box of rubbers is too difficult, the Jags might want to look elsewhere.
Florio (36 votes)
Johnson (8 votes)
Oh, wow, man. Way too close to call. (80 votes)
124 total votes