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Love Mike Glennon. Always have. Has the kind of intangible I look for when drafting a quarterback. Neck. Im a neck, man. Everybody knows that. I live, breathe, eat, sleep, poop, live, breathe, eat and poop neck stats. Love em. Always have. Always will. Im the Rex Ryan of necks. Thats why my friends call me Necks Ryan. Anyway, Glennon has everything you could want in a neck. Length for days. That's the only thing you want in a neck is length. Lavar Arrington was known for having one of the widest necks in league history. Lavar Arrington was an AWFUL quarterback. He was so bad at Quarterback that they made him play linebacker. Didnt even try him out as fullback first. That's bad. Zach Thomas had a huge neck. Dont see that bro playing Quarterback in the league. Linebacker city.

Glennon has a once in a generation type neck. He can flat out see over everything. Oh, what's that you say, JJ Watt? You wanna jump in the passing lane? That's fine. Glennon will just peer alllllll the way around you. Boom. Touchdown, Blackmon.

The only thing you have to worry about with a guy like Mike Glennon is neck hubris. Ive seen it a thousand times. Guys have all the natural neck talent in the world and the squander it away. Luckily for Mike, Uncle Chaps is gonna give him a sure fire workout program. You all can stop reading now.

Mike. It's me Chaps. Thanks for coming over to BCC. I really appreciate your interest. I have been in touch with some of the finest neck doctors in the world. They are the same ones that injected baby calves in Kobe Bryant's knee. We, along with Doctors Against Borders, have made you a workout to show on your pro-day. Check it out and let me know what you think. Yours truly, Chaps McNealy. Love you.

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