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My "Gift From South Beach"

It was spring break 2012, things with my new love were rough and I just needed someone to make me feel safe. You see I had met Sunshine the year before, he was handsome, had big strong arms, and we were going to have a future together. But, things just seemed off. I mean there I was, thinking his beautiful smile and strong arms were there for me, when he starts to let me down. Every time things got tough, he'd just duck out of the picture and leave me hanging.

That was how I ended up in South Beach, on spring break, and drunk out of my mind. I met a nice guy, JazzHands, who had just gotten out of an abusive relationship. He seemed like a great guy, he was even content to just snuggle in our PJs that first drunken night. We saw each other a few more times, had a few more drinks, eventually we went all the way.

Wouldn't you know it, that bastard burned me. So now I've got Henne Herpes....

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