Draft Profile: Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash

Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash is one of this years draft class's most talked about prospects, and its name has also been tossed around during speculation of who the Jaguars will pick at #2.

It is truly a great day in humanity's acceptance of machines in everyday life when even a washing machine is considered as a top prospect for the NFL Draft. Born of humble beginnings in a factory in Shenzen, China, Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash was quickly highlighted by scouts as especially special, rising above all other the washing machines in the Maytag line.

Economical in price and energy consumption, Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash will aid the Jaguars as soon as it comes to Jacksonville. What other Jaguars draft picks have been known to work as soon as they are drafted? Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash brings its lunch pail to work and will do so as soon as it is plugged in.

Notable aspects of Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash's game are its high capacity, consistent ability to keep clothes clean, and work ethic. Scouts have all gushed about how Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash is a "high motor" guy with sound fundamentals. Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash is a throwback player with old school feel. No fancy touchscreens on this machine, just knobs.

Scouts have remarked that Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash does have some things it could work on. First, it seems that it is quite loud and would bring some unwanted attention to the Jaguars. Also, Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash has tested positive for marijuana several times during college at Maytag University. However, it does seem that marijuana use amongst washers these days is rampant and is more a product of our society's draconian laws regarding drug use rather than a harbinger of bad character and behavior amongst washing machines.

The Jaguars may draft Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash with the second pick of the 2013 NFL Draft. It would not be a wasted pick as it would complement the new additions brought in during the off-season like: Newly Designed Uniform and Soiled Towel. Considering the value of this pick, it would behoove the Jaguars to pick up Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash's twin, Centennial Electric Dryer with IntelliDry® Moisture Sensor in the later rounds to complement Centennial® EcoConserve™ Top Load Washer with Low Water Wash's winning attributes.

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