New Uniforms A False Flag

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

These new uniforms are a ruse for something sinister.

The Jaguars have released the new uniforms that the players will wear on the field. Featuring supposedly new and interesting technology, those uniforms sure are fancy, but why release them now? Why not wait until later on in the off-season? OPEN YOUR EYES, JAGUARS FANS.

Why on earth would this team spend money on new uniforms while that money could be spent on roster improvements? OPEN YOUR EYES!

Why would the team schedule this uniform announcement TWO DAYS before the start of the Draft? PIERCE THE VEAL!

Why does this team have a new-found fixation with the color gold while we know the true identity of the Jaguars is teal? NOT ALL THE GLITTERS IS GOLD!

You all ooooh and aaaaaahhhh at our new uniforms while something is happening behind the scenes at EverBANK Field. We have no idea what is going on, but yet we put all of our hopes and dreams in this team. I hope this isn't something awful. #StandUnitedVigilent

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