One of the many aspects of a player's character that isnt scrutinized enough is "Are you #teambison?" Jordan didnt wait to be asked. He showed leadership that you cannot teach. His second tweet was
Jordan Rodgers (@JRodgers11) May 20, 2013
If that doesnt just spell it out, I dont know what does.
Not only does Jordan tell us what team he really is for, he opines on life's biggest questions. He spits out truth for days. I often wondered this myself.
I wish I came out of the womb just climbing my little baby privates off. Cliffs. Cliffs are for losers. Climb them and you wont be a loser. It's really that simple. The pussification of America partly stems from our lack of instant infant cliff climbing.
Nanny goats #beastmode— Jordan Rodgers (@JRodgers11) May 20, 2013
My goodness. If that doesnt sum up everything all nice and neat, read a book, bro.
Talking about taking charge of the huddle. The young buck comes in and tells Tim Selleck to move aside. MOVE ASIDE TOM SELLECK! Have you seen that mustache, bro? It is THE mustache. Not only that, but he just groups himself in with Erin Andrews. Doesnt ask. Just assumes. That's what the french call a #powermove.
Things take a little more serious tone when Jordan gives an obvious observation. I think it is safe to say that we all thought this at some point. After all, why arent they THAT rocky. Sure, they are a little rocky but it isnt that big of a deal.
I thought the Rockies would be a little rockier... #NorthAmerica— Jordan Rodgers (@JRodgers11) May 20, 2013
After a while it was powermove after powermove after powermove.
As you can see, North America was must watch tv. If his tweeting television is any indication, Jordan will be a must watch in camp. While your groin is healing, have the heart of that calf. You'll overcome anything. Discount Double Gut Check time.