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Jaggerwocky

We are Jaguars.

We are Warrior-Poets.

After I re-fashioned "The Charge of the Light Brigade" into The Charge of the Bold City Brigade last week, I received a challenge from

This wasn't easy since half the words in Jabberwocky are nonsense words. My solution? Replace them with Jaguars players' last names.

SPOILER ALERT: The Jaggerwock is Jeff Fisher.

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Jaggerwocky

by Downer JagFan -

'Twas whitted, and the beasley groves

Did meier and meester in the gray;

All mincey were the sensabaugh,

And the holt starks nkang.


"Beware the Jaggerwock, my son

The jaws that bite, the claws that prick!

Beware the Smeenge bird, and shun

The goganious Jurkovic!"


He took his northcutt sword in hand;

Long time the wiegert foe he sought-

So rested he by the Wimbush tree,

And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in podlesh thought he stood,

The Jaggerwock, with eyes of flame,

Came winborn through the searcy wood,

And wilford as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through

The northcutt blade went maston-mack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went sorensen back.


"And hast thou slain the Jaggerwock?

Come to my arms, my boyer boy!

O darius day! Duval! Hooray!"

He chortled in his joy.


'Twas whitted, and the beasley groves

Did meier and meester in the gray;

All mincey were the sensabaugh,

And the holt starks nkang.

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