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Joeckononism is our religion, originally created by the late Kurt Vonnegut. It consists of "foma" which are defined as harmless untruths. Every loss that the Jaguars experience are a harmless untruth that will improve our ability to be great in the near future. Adhere to these foma and you will have peace of mind and live a good life. "Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy."

A karass is a defined as a "group of people linked in a cosmically significant manner, even when superficial links are not evident". We are linked in a cosmically significant manner. This is not superficial. The Bold City Brigade, the Teal Street Hooligans are the greatest karasses!

A wampeter is the central theme or purpose of a karass. Duval is the greatest wampeter out there! It is our purpose, we will triumph!

The cult of Tebow is the single most dangerous granfalloon out there. A granfalloon is a false karass, a group of people who imagine they have a connection that does not really exist.

A Calypso is a song from the book of Joeckonon. Let "Duval Til We Die" ring from every stadium!

And so it goes.

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