Here's the bracket: 2014 JagsFanBracket
The descriptions are below.
Let's start with the play-in game...
@JimmyJag87 is a no-nonsense fan that loves "the jags, cheap beer, tits and 4 wheel drives." Everything else?
I don't have the patience for the town center y'all. Idiot central.— James McCart (@JimmyJag87) March 15, 2014
@KyleMack13 is a man of the people. Here he made the ultimate sacrifice for a friend.
Tough matchup here, but like Harry Potter's mom, @KyleMack13 makes the ultimate sacrifice for the avi that lived..
@IrishJaguar is a Jaguars fan from Ireland. Having a twitter friend from across the planet is impressive but looking at your TL & seeing it live in action is straight-up fire.
Lá fhéile Pádraig sona dhaoibh!— 1 @IrishJaguar (@IrishJaguar) March 17, 2014
On the other hand, @Bealzies makes it very simple to understand his tweets.
FOOTBALL JAGUARS SPORT! I'M SO HAPPY! /sobs uncontrollably— Adam Bealyer (@Bealzies) March 11, 2014
When it comes down to it, I'm a sucker for kid pics.
A solid matchup between two out-of-town fans. @CarolinaJaguar has got a case of Duval_envy.
Ughhhh I wish I lived in Duval :( all y'all buying season tickets, and I'm waiting to renew NFL Sunday Ticket. Smh.— Mercer's Newest Fan (@CarolinaJaguar) March 22, 2014
Somehow, against all odds, @DuvalViaKY has somehow combined #JaguarsTitter with #Winetwitter.
About as close of a matchup as anybody could hope for. But at the last second, a metaphysical question that resonates with all of us...
Why the hell am I awake.— Mercer's Newest Fan (@CarolinaJaguar) March 22, 2014
@RothofKhan is a Jaguars fan and a big dreamer.
In my next apartment, i’m doing a #Jaguars room and part of that is going to be Gus Bradley quotes.— Ryan Roth (@RothOfKhan) March 17, 2014
@TSHARE18 knows true beauty when he sees it.
I hate that either of these guys gets left behind in this bracket, but so it goes. I'd like to see @RothofKhan follow through on this.
If I could slap this dude who said Bill Polian was a terrible GM and that Dave is just like him, I would.— Ryan Roth (@RothOfKhan) March 18, 2014
#4 @NuclearJag vs. #13 @ufnavy06
"A Jaugars fan that splits atoms for a living." How cool is that? Plus there's also the memes.
You gotta love anybody that reps the Jaguars on the West Coast. In an awesome cap. With magic shiny swirls above his head. What the...?
When it's all said and done, I gotta go with the guy trying to take Twitter to the next level.
@TexanFartLighter— Clem Fandango (@NuclearJag) March 20, 2014
#6. @joeyfarbo vs. #11 @ColtonFootball
@joeyfarbo takes the Jaguars just as seriously as he does #AccountingTwitter.
Just math'd myself to death.— Joey Farbo (@joeyfarbo) March 22, 2014
@ColtonFootball is such a big Jaguars fan, his avi is himself fist-punching some Jaguars guy I don't recognize. Also, his foorball analysis is always spot-on.
Donovan McNabb is on the Shaun King post-career dietary plan I see.— Colton Menzel (@ColtonFootball) March 19, 2014
When determining a winner, sometimes I look towards Jaguars style.
Zubaz? Classic backfire.
@Jax_Paul spreads Jaguars love across the country. He takes @BCBDC as seriously as he takes his exercise regimen.
About to go on my first run since like October. If I die, read my funniest Facebook statuses at my funeral.— Mick Jaguar (@Jax_Paul) March 20, 2014
@KingM91 is such a Jaguars fan it messes with other arts of his life, at times...
No losers here, folks. But someone has to move on. Happy hour anyone?
Belichick is wearing Florida Gator gear. I am now emotionally conflicted....— BCB Mike (@KingM91) March 22, 2014
#8. @bassplaysdave vs. #10. @BradleyTMier@bassplaysdave love the Jaguars with a passion but like to keep it real.
@BradleyTMier is preaching Jaguars gospel out in Tally. He also shares my feeling on the Titans.
The Draft being moved to May is the worst thing in the world.— Full DaveAll (@bassplaysdave) March 20, 2014
In a close contest, sometimes boldness pays off.
I gotta take a shit #TitanUp— Brad Mier (@BradleyTMier) March 19, 2014
Bracket talk is over now right.— Brad Mier (@BradleyTMier) March 22, 2014
I like it, Brad.
#2. @TheRealMBB vs. #15. @Duval_TealAnybody who has a header pic of himself with Shad Khan is a major player in this bracket. Representing the Jaguars in the Windy City, @TheRealMBB is a real man of the people.
@Duval_Teal is a man from Duval raising an entire Jaguars family. He throws up adorable pics of the kids mixed with straight Duval Twitter gold.
The cabana/pool tickets an incredible deal considering they include food & drink, but I'd still rather be down in the crowd.— Matthew (@TheRealMBB) March 21, 2014
Hard to keep anybody back here, but I know what color they'll be wearing.
Duval, BangEm, WS, Jville, Duval, Hustle House, Frank Coney He Real, Duval BangEm, Bigga Rankin, Throw Ur D's N The Air,If Ur Frm The BangEm— Jeremy (@Duval_Teal) March 21, 2014
If you’re not wearing teal anymore, good luck to you, but you won’t be missed. It’s time to move on with Gus & Co..— Matthew (@TheRealMBB) March 20, 2014
#1. @IrishJaguar vs. #8 @CarolinaJaguar
I love that I never have to remember where these two guys live. @IrishJaguar is always on top of the Jaguars news, even when he's not.
@CarolinaJaguar also knows a bad take when he sees one.
Worst take ever: https://t.co/anXJZKt6jo— SOUTH 1 @IrishJaguar (@IrishJaguar) March 22, 2014
I keep thinking about how I checked StevieLovesTheJaguars.com every Sunday last season...
Bayless has all 1 seeds in the final four? Of course he does. Well, he wrote Tebow, but we're assuming that's Florida.— Mercer's Newest Fan (@CarolinaJaguar) March 20, 2014
#4. @RothofKhan vs. #5. @NuclearJagA close matchup between a 4 and 5 seed. I love that @RothofKhan tweets his own evaluations on talent.
Not to sell @NuclearJag short on evaluations...
Olaf is great already. #Frozen— Ryan Roth (@RothOfKhan) March 23, 2014
Tough decision, but you had me at #Frozen...
Although I gave up on Anchorman 2 last night about twenty minutes in. It just wasn't the same.— Clem Fandango (@NuclearJag) March 22, 2014
#11. @ColtonFootball vs. @Jax_PaulI like that @ColtonFootball loves the classics.
I also like how @Jax_Paul dreams big.
That Mularkey reaction GIF is easily my favorite GIF of all time. (http://t.co/aAK71ea5OA)— Colton Menzel (@ColtonFootball) March 20, 2014
#10. @BradleyTMier vs. @TheRealMBBI've got to admit that the OG Jaguars logo on @BradleyTMier's header has got me smiling.I also appreciate how he's not afraid to ask the tough questions.
But how can I not reward hot tips like this?
@teddyb_h2o have u ever yelled duuuuuuuuvvvvaaaalllllll? Asking for a group of friends.— Brad Mier (@BradleyTMier) March 22, 2014
Apparently this sets the mood with the ladies: pic.twitter.com/E1L3ym7fxu— Matthew (@TheRealMBB) March 21, 2014
#1 @IrishJaguar vs. #5. @RothofKhanBy the Sweet Sixteen we're all looking for a tweet that takes us off-guard.
I was twitter-booing MJD the other night. I feel ashamed, now.
I'd like MJD to go somewhere he has a chance of a ring before retirement.— SOUTH 1 @IrishJaguar (@IrishJaguar) March 19, 2014
IF YOU GO TO PITTSBURGH, YOU'RE NOT GETTING DREWWWWWWED. YOU'RE GETTING BOOED.— Downer Jag Fan (@DownerJagFan) March 20, 2014
#3. @Jax_Paul vs. #2. @TheRealMBBA #3 vs. #2 matchup? This is what we dream about. I've met both of these guys at the BCB tailgate and they have no weakness in their Jaguars fandom. Who to pick? Sometimes I just need a cause to inspire me...
I can't give you the handle, but I like how you handled that situation...
Give me this handle, you ass. RT @paulsoud: THE BIG QUESTION: Has the ANC handled the Julius Malema tender situation ....— Mick Jaguar (@Jax_Paul) March 19, 2014
#1. @IrishJaguar vs. #3. @Jax_PaulHow am I supposed to pick this one?
Drinking a Mythos by Mythos Brewery @ Lancaster Gate — http://t.co/GbdzI5oTvT— SOUTH 1 @IrishJaguar (@IrishJaguar) March 23, 2014
South Bracket Winner:@Jax_Paul