Here is the 2014 JagsFanBracket.
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Let's start with the play-in game...
Also, I think it's awesome how even @DuvalPls's phone knows it's NFL draft season.
So 5 am comes, I wake up and Drive to Duval, point of this story is I moved to Duval for the Jaguars. Thank You and goodnight— Justin! (@TheFunGuyJags) March 24, 2014
Close matchup, but somebody's got to move on...
Also, I was trying to type khaki into my phone earlier, and it changed it into Khalil (Mack) It knows.— Bryan (@DuvalPls) March 24, 2014
#1. @SollyeWest vs. #16. @TheFunGuyJags@TheFunGuyJags has learned that being part of Duval is more than just loving the Jaguars.
I just want everyone to know that since I have been in Duval my beer takes have got much better. Thank you for your time— Justin! (@TheFunGuyJags) March 21, 2014
Both of these guys adding to the power of Duval. Impressive. Gotta pick one, though.
I basically threw a 3 bed 2 bath house into a truck and drove that truck to Jacksonville today myself. Putting on for my city.— BIG MEECH (@SollyeWest) March 23, 2014
#8. @canesjag vs. #9. @JohnOsmentI love a fan who knows to blames the Titans for the pains of life.
Going through @JohnOsment's TL, I found this gem.
I wish I could drink but im on antibiotics due to some poor decisions made in the past. #TitanUp— Angel (@Canesjag) March 22, 2014
#5. @bromosexual vs. #12. @alex_varianA classic 5 - 12 clash here. I feel like @bromosexual gets me...
Have you ever tailgated at Duval & Bryan? Did you have a blast? @alex_varian says, "You're welcome."
The only thing I've ever won from the jags was 5 years of grief and sadness— (@bromosexuaI) March 24, 2014
#4. @theMCwale vs. #13. @daltdixon2Both of these guys bring strong game to Jaguars Twitter. I sometimes feel @theMCwale is watching over me.
I don't think I can't exit @theMCwale in round 1 and walk past that poster with him staring at me every gameday.
Designated Driver tonight. Went out and didn't drink. Be proud Twitter fam.— DD (@daltdixon2) March 22, 2014
#6. @J_Nubz vs. #11. @DRHegedusWe've got some talent in this matchup. @J_Nubz is outchea dreaming up new phone apps.
And @DRHegedus has that photographer's eye for style.
Why is there not a app out that can go pee for you?— Joshua. (@J_Nubz) March 25, 2014
#3. @CountCaleb vs. #14. @FrankVavrekUnlike most accounts in this bracket, @CountCaleb gave a good list of reasons why hwe shouldn't advance.
When your boss calls Sunday morning and cuts your shift pic.twitter.com/0Ag2jYFDl3— Frank Vavrek (@FrankVavrek) March 23, 2014
@CountCaleb almost convinced me to keep him back until I read that LaCanfora line. Hate on JLC? Automatic win.
#7. @JustinWendel904 vs. #10. @WristButt@JustinWendel904 loves the Jaguars, FSU, Arsenal, and doing the Wobble. He knows about the good things in life.
To the Asian lady singing Backstreet Boys on the elliptical, you've made my day.— BAE YONCE (@JustinWendel904) March 13, 2014
@WristButt yeah you've earned the right to be Dilla's victim next round. Those chicken & taters were clutch— BAE YONCE (@JustinWendel904) March 21, 2014
Alright, it's settled.
#2. @E_Dilla vs. #15. @heymynameiszack @E_Dilla has been a Jaguars fan long enough to know how to handle disappointment.
@heymynameiszack is supplying Jaguars twitter with quality comeback lines.
And I didn't even get a fortune in my FORTUNE cookie. pic.twitter.com/9Q4HlyIgQ0— Larry Hoover (@E_Dilla) March 24, 2014
In a contest this close, I need a tiebreaker...
I can't hear you talking shit about my team because I have water in my ears from our swimming pool.— heymynameiszack (@heymynameiszack) March 25, 2014
I like a guy that makes a YOLO tweet every once in a while.
Show me the boobs.— Larry Hoover (@E_Dilla) March 23, 2014
#1. @SollyeWest vs. @JohnOsmentFor this round 2 clash I'm looking to the classics...
Wait, @JohnOsment put out that monkey pic?
John is responsible for the dying monkey Jaguars fan pic. That gets him to the Final Four IMO.— Hidden Ben (@AchyBreakyBen) March 21, 2014
#12. @alex_varian vs. #4. @theMCwaleI think we'd all like to see @theMCwale do this: Scouting Combine:
#11. @DRHegedus vs. #3. @CountCaleb@DRHegedus has talent, friends...
Always read the fine print on @CountCaleb's images.
Received these today, thanks to the Cap family! pic.twitter.com/udYRk9dLnc— Dustin Hegedus (@DRHegedus) March 14, 2014
#10. @WristButt vs. #2. @E_DillaGotta love @WristButt's ice cream analogies.
@E_Dilla tweets the honest truth.
Jags trust Henne to be starter as much as I trust @JAGDrummer to run the Dreamette and not eat all the ice cream.— IS IT MAY YET? (@WristButt) March 25, 2014
A close contest here, but I gotta give credit to a dude that went with a handle like @WristButt. A definite powermove.
Turd cutters everywhere.— Larry Hoover (@E_Dilla) March 23, 2014
#9. @JohnOsment vs. #12. @alex_varianA 9 - 12 matchup in the Sweet Sixteen is pretty rare. Obviously the seeding committee had no idea what it was doing. @JohnOsment is the creator of the awesome Jaguars Devotionals.
Looking for a tiebreaker...
If you were not able to see our new video Dead Horses on YouTube in your country, try this instead! http://t.co/vI2ERkFqoL— Xander (@alex_varian) March 11, 2014
I like hard-core FaceBooking.
Omar Kelly's tweeting reminds me of my grandmothers facebook posts. I blocked my grandmother.— Yung John (@JohnOsment) March 19, 2014
#3. @CountCaleb vs. #10. @WristButt@CountCaleb can tweet some straight Jaguars truth.
So does @WristButt.
Waiting to take a QB is why teams like the Jaguars and Titans are where they are now tbh— Caleb Bailey (@CountCaleb) March 25, 2014
Looking for a tiebreaker...
Got better today "@JagsPoolBoy: Visiting Dreamette for the first time ever. Flashed by BCB card, got that discount.— IS IT MAY YET? (@WristButt) March 24, 2014
#9. @JohnOsment vs. #3. @CountCaleb
Like @JohnOsment, I'm a fan of Theater of the Absurd.
I can't live without these Eugene Frenette takes.
Hello. pic.twitter.com/zuY0NRIUOk— Yung John (@JohnOsment) March 1, 2014
With 2014 approaching, let's celebrate our favorite Eugene Frenette hot takes of 2013 http://t.co/tFCQrsqKzK— Caleb Bailey (@CountCaleb) December 30, 2013