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My Summary of the Jaguars Contract Negotiations with Alex Mack




My summary of the Jaguars negotiations with Alex Mack:

Gus Bradley (Jags HC): Alex, I've given you my powerpoint, you've met some of the players, you've seen the city, and we really would like for you to be a part of the Jaguars. Dave here is going to go over the offer we're prepared to make.

Dave Caldwell (Jags GM): Thanks Gus. Alex we're prepared to offer...

(Interrupting)

Alex Mack: Done.

Dave Caldwell: Wait, what? I haven't even told you what we're offering.

Alex Mack: Will it get me out of Cleveland?

Dave Caldwell: Yes, but don't you...

(Interrupting again)

Alex Mack: Done.

Dave Caldwell: Um, OK. I guess I'll just hammer out the details with your agent so we can virtually guarantee Cleveland won't match

Alex Mack: As long as I don't have to go back.

Dave Caldwell: Well I don't see why you'd have to go back to Cleveland after you sign this deal. You live in California anyways, right?

Alex Mack: No, I meant I don't ever want to go back there.


Gus Bradley (Jags HC):Well, the way the schedule works Alex, there is a chance we will play the Browns in Cleveland again in a couple of years.

Alex Mack: No, seriously. I don't want to go back there. Do you know what it's like to play/live in a city where the river catches on fire?

Gus Bradley (Jags HC): No.

Alex Mack: Exactly. That is some Dante's Inferno type stuff there. And the Dawg Pound? I'm convinced it's inspired by Cerberus. Cleveland may literally be hell. I'm not going back.

Dave Caldwell: Ok then. Well, I guess we're about done here. Alex, we're glad to have you aboard.

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