With the holiday weekend coming up, the NFL did their typical holiday news dump, announcing that three players had been suspended. Miami Dolphins linebacker Dion Jordan was popped for four games for PEDs, as well as Indianapolis Colts wide receiver LaVon Brazill for a year for his second PED offense. Chiefs offensive lineman Rokevious Watkins was also suspended four games for violation of the substance abuse policy.
But, in a point of jest... who would be the funniest Jaguars player to get popped for a PED suspension? Like, if it happened you wouldn't even be mad. You'd just laugh and laugh and laugh.
If he was still on the roster, the obvious choice would have been Will Rackley, because they're supposed to be performance enhancing drugs, and he clearly wasn't taking near enough.
Who would be the funniest for you and why?