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Sandra had some ideas she wanted to share concerning the Jaguars. Here is my side of the conversation. Enjoy! I always do.

- What Sweetheart? Yes, you and I are going to the Jaguar game Sunday.
- I know, you haven't gone since opening day. I've been taking friends.
- Well I'm happy you are going too.
- They might win this week, but they have been struggling.
- How is the quarterback David doing?
- He has some good games and some not so good.
- I saw that, Tim Tebow set the record for rushing touchdowns.
- No, he can't play for the Jaguars, he plays for Florida.
- I'm sorry, I know you knew that. He can't play for both teams.
- Well if he plays for the Jaguars, he gets paid and then he can't play for Florida.
- I don't think he can play for free.
- I know he is from Jacksonville; he probably does want the Jaguars to do well.
- You think he should volunteer to help the team out for free?
- So how would that work?
- I see, he comes over and plays one quarter for free, just to help out.
- And when he gets the Jaguars 21 points, he sits in the stands and watches.
- I don't think anyone has asked him.

- I don't know if it would work.
- Well yes, that would help. But he might get hurt, the blocking hasn't been good.
- Well they have new guys on the offensive line right out of college.
- Why doesn't the little guy teach them to block? I lost you.
- The little guy who blocks really good... I'm still lost.
- The little guy who blocks can teach the others, you mean Maurice Jones Drew?
- Well yes, he does block really well.
- I guess he could help the rookies to learn to block.
- I don't think they asked him.
- Yeah, I guess they should too.
- No, it is a good idea.
- The receivers? They are doing well.
- No, no one has caught one and run all the way for a touchdown.
- I'm sorry, I lost you again, why doesn't the guy who can catch play receiver?
- The guy who can catch who doesn't play receiver, I'm lost.
- The guy who always catches the ball and gets a touchdown. Not following yet.
- The guy with the hair, you mean Rashean Mathis?
- Why isn't Rashean Mathis a receiver? He plays defense.
- Well, they could put him on offense now and then, I guess.
- Well, he does run well when he catches the ball; I guess it is a good idea.
- You are smart, I agree. What? You want me to write your ideas to Wayne?
- Wayne Weaver doesn't decide those things. The coaches do
- Well, I guess he could tell them to do anything he wants, he owns the team.
- How about this, Wayne reads the web site, I'll post it there.
- OK, let me get your ideas straight.
- Tim Tebow volunteers to play one quarter for free to give them a lead.
- Maurice Jones Drew teaches blocking to the offensive line.
- Rashean Mathis plays receiver for a few plays. Got it.
- No, I think they are good ideas, I'll post them.
- Well, when we go to the game, if it happens then they read the site.
- Love you too!