I would've posted this six days ago, but people might not have taken me seriously.
2012 NFL Mock Mock Draft (4-7-12) |
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Pick |
Team |
Player |
Pos. |
School |
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1 |
Indianapolis Colts
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Cooper Manning
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QB |
N/A |
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Yes, he's 38 years old and hasn't played football since high school. And yes, he
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2 |
Washington Redskins |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
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The Redskins forfeit their selection so they can save money for free agency.
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3 |
Minnesota Vikings |
Stephen Hill |
WR |
Georgia Tech |
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The Vikings need help all over their offense. Hill provides them with both a top
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4 |
Cleveland Browns |
Bryan Anger |
P |
California |
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The Browns have holes at just about every offensive position. The best move
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5 |
Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
Brandon Weeden |
QB |
Oklahoma St. |
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In 2011 the Buccaneers were the youngest in the NFL on offense, defense and
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6 |
St. Louis Rams |
Vontaze Burfict |
LB |
Arizona State |
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Now without Gregg Williams as defensive coordinator, the Rams will have to go
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7 |
Jacksonville Jaguars |
Devin Goda |
WR |
Slippery Rock |
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Bet you didn't think the Gene Smith would find his big playmaking WR at Slippery
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8 |
Carolina Panthers |
Matt Kalil |
OT |
USC |
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Two Kalil's on one offensive line. Still no defense. |
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9 |
Miami Dolphins |
Patrick Witt |
QB |
Yale |
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While the Dolphins desperately need help at quarterback, they also need help in
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10 |
Buffalo Bills |
Mario Louis |
WR |
Grambling St. |
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ALL OF THE MARIOS! |
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11 |
Kansas City Chiefs |
Asa Chapman |
DT |
Liberty |
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The Chiefs need a nose tackle so they look to draft the largest man possible.
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12 |
Seattle Seahawks |
David Beckham |
K |
N/A |
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The Seahawks new uniforms are pretty atrocious. Drafting a guy like Beckham
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13 |
Arizona Cardinals |
Rod Tidwell |
WR |
Arizona State |
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It's been a while since the Cardinals had any buzz around their franchise. Time
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14 |
Dallas Cowboys |
Shane Falco |
QB |
Ohio State |
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"Wait we can do that?" - Jerry Jones's reaction to the Cardinals selecting a
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15 |
Philadelphia Eagles |
Ryan Tannehill |
QB |
Texas A&M |
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"We were really looking hard for a not-so-good player that we could keep on the
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16 |
New York Jets |
Trent Richardson |
RB |
Alabama |
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The Jets might as well fully turn their focus towards running the football. |
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17 |
Cincinnati Bengals |
Luke Kuechly |
LB |
Boston College |
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No one knows better than Jaguars fans that a hometown player sells tickets.
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18 |
San Diego Chargers |
Bill Parcells |
HC/GM |
Wichita State |
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Norv Turner is still the head coach of the Chargers and A.J. Smith is still the
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19 |
Chicago Bears |
Doug Martin |
RB |
Boise State |
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"Because screw you Matt Forte." |
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20 |
Tennessee Titans |
Morris Claiborne |
CB |
LSU |
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Morris Claiborne's 4 on the Wonderlic is better than at least half of the population
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21 |
Cincinnati Bengals |
Janoris Jenkins |
CB |
North Alabama |
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The character concerns continue to mount for Jenkins and while the Bengals
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22 |
Cleveland Browns |
Justin Blackmon |
WR |
Oklahoma St. |
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"Justin Blackmon is going to make for the perfect gunner to pair with our 4th
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23 |
Detroit Lions |
Carl Olivier-Prime |
LB |
Wagner |
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Although, Olivier-Prime didn't declare for the draft and is considered an after-
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24 |
Pittsburgh Steelers |
Michael Floyd |
WR |
Notre Dame |
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Now that Hines Ward is gone, Ben Roethlisberger told the front office that he
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25 |
Denver Broncos |
Fletcher Cox |
DT |
Mississippi St. |
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"While everyone continues to hate me for the Tebow thing, I'm just going to go
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26 |
Houston Texans |
J.J. Di Luigi |
RB |
BYU |
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Luigi is the cooler Super Mario brother anyway. |
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27 |
New England Patriots |
Andrew Luck |
QB |
Stanford |
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28 |
Green Bay Packers |
Melvin Ingram |
OLB |
South Carolina |
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"Son of a..." - Matt Stafford, Jay Cutler and Christian Ponder |
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29 |
Baltimore Ravens |
Justin Tucker |
K |
Texas |
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Tucker says he is the best kicker in the draft which is perfect for the team with
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30 |
San Francisco 49ers |
Elvis Akpla |
WR |
Montana State |
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Little known NFL fact: In 1968 Dick Nolan lost a bet to then-Colts head coach Don
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31 |
New England Patriots |
Robert Griffin III |
QB |
Baylor |
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32 |
New York Giants |
Quinton Coples |
DE |
North Carolina |
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ALL OF THE SACKS! |