As reported earlier, the Jacksonville Jaguars and league commissioner Roger Goodell will announce on Tuesday that the team will play at least one "international game", with the first rumoured to be held in London, from 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016 for a total of four games. While some here have stated that the repercussions of such a series were incredibly favourable for both the team and the city, we here at Big Cat Country have asked a local family what they think about the proposed international series....
The Lee Family of Orange Park
Mama Lee: "I AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF NO LONDON. THAT SHAD KHAN BE TRYIN' TO PUT ONE OVER ON THE CITY OF JACKSONVILLE! SHAD KHAN. MORE LIKE SHAD CON."
Papa Lee: "Y'all talkin' 'bout Lex and Terry, right? Man, I ain't heard the two of them in a while. Wut ever happened to them?"
Jaggy Jaggy Boo Boo Lee: "Mama done told us that London is a den of inequity. Sounds like fun!"
Mama Lee: "I SURE AS HELL AIN'T TRAVELIN' TO LONDON TO SEE THEM JAGWARRRS PLAY. HELLLLL NO. WHO GUNNA TAKE CARE ALL MAH CHILDREN? PAPA LEE? HECK NAW!"
Papa Lee: "Man, this one time Lex done farted into the microphone and Terry was all like, 'AW MAN, LEX YOU FARTED INTO THE MICROPHONE! GROSS!' Man, they was some funny guys."
Jaggy Jaggy Boo Boo Lee: "Mama tole me that I haz to have a 'passport' to go to London and I says, 'Mama, I already gots a passport to Discovery Zone!'"
Mama Lee: "JUST LIKE I WUZ TELLIN' JOLENE AT THE FOOD MART THE OTHER DAY, THEM JAGWARRS BETTER WIN THEM SOME GAME OR THEYS MOVIN TO LA! NOW THEY ALL UP AND GONE MOVE TO LONDON? SHOOT, YOU KNOW AIN'T GONE MOVE UP IN HERE? THE GATORS, AIN'T THAT RIGHT, PAPA?"
Papa Lee: "Damn right. Them Florida Gators is Jacksonville's true team. Muschamp gone win us a Nashnul Chompionship! /chomp /chomp"
Preggers Lee: "I can't go to London on account of mah baby and an algebra test."
Mama Lee: "I DONE TOLE YOU THAT SHAD KHAN TRYIN' TO PLAYKATE TO ALL THEM PEOPLE IN DUVAL COUNTY! SHOOT, ALL THEM BIG MONEY HAVIN' PEOPLE WITH THEY SEASON TICKETS!"
Papa Lee: "Hey, man. How come them Jaguars ain't pickin' up John Brantley? I read your piece on it at the library last week. He's a Gator. He can win!"
Mama Lee: "SHOOT, IF I HAD SEASON TICKETS, WHICH I DON'T, I'D BE DONE PISSED THEM JAGWARRS PLAYING IN EUROPE. AIN'T NOTHIN' IN EUROPE BUT THEM EUROPEEEINS! FOOTBALL IS AMERICA'S GAME! LONDON AIN'T IN AMERICA! HOW THEY IS JAGWARRS FANS? I BEEN A JAGWARR FAN SINCE MARK BRUNELL WUZ THA QB!"
Papa Lee: "How 'bout that Jeff Demps? Bet he can run like the wind that boy! Whoooooweee! I'm a tell you what: These Jagwarrs wouldn't have these problems if they drafted Tim Tebow."
Mama Lee: "SHOULDA DRAFTED TEBOW!"
Jaggy Jaggy Boo Boo Lee: "SHOULDA DRAFTED TEBOW!"
Preggers Lee: "SHOULDA DRAFTED TEBOW!"
Papa Lee: "SHOULDA DRAFTED TEBOW!"