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The fifth week of the NFL season will kickoff on Thursday night, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 5:
| Week 5 | Alfie (36-27) | Ryan (35-28) | Adam (40-23) |
| Bills vs. Browns | Bills | Bills | Browns |
| Saints vs. Bears | Saints | Saints | Bears |
| Patriots vs. Bengals | Bengals | Patriots | Bengals |
| Lions vs. Packers | Packers | Packers | Packers |
| Seahawks vs. Colts | Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks |
| Ravens vs. Dolphins | Ravens | Ravens | Dolphins |
| Eagles vs. Giants | Eagles | Eagles | Giants |
| Chiefs vs. Titans | Chiefs | Chiefs | Chiefs |
| Panthers vs. Cardinals | Panthers | Panthers | Panthers |
| Broncos vs. Cowboys | Broncos | Broncos | Broncos |
| Texans vs. 49ers | 49ers | 49ers | 49ers |
| Chargers vs. Raiders | Chargers | Chargers | Raiders |
| Jets vs. Falcons | Falcons | Falcons | Falcons |
| Jaguars vs. Rams | Rams | Rams | Rams |
Week 1 picks
Week 2 picks
Week 3 picks
Week 4 picks