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The ninth week of the NFL season will kickoff on Thursday night, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 9:
| Week 8 | Alfie (73-46) | Ryan (68-51) | Adam (76-43) |
| Bengals vs. Dolphins | Bengals | Bengals | Bengals |
| Chiefs vs. Bills | Chiefs | Chiefs | Bills |
| Vikings vs. Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys |
| Titans vs. Rams | Titans | Rams | Titans |
| Saints vs. Jets | Saints | Saints | Saints |
| Chargers vs. Redskins | Chargers | Chargers | Redskins |
| Falcons vs. Panthers | Falcons | Panthers | Panthers |
| Eagles vs. Raiders | Raiders | Eagles | Raiders |
| Bucs vs. Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks |
| Ravens vs. Browns | Ravens | Ravens | Ravens |
| Steelers vs. Patriots | Patriots | Patriots | Patriots |
| Colts vs. Texans | Texans | Colts | Colts |
| Bears vs. Packers | Packers | Packers | Packers |
Week 1 picks
Week 2 picks
Week 3 picks
Week 4 picks
Week 5 picks
Week 6 picks
Week 7 picks
Week 8 picks