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It was brought to my attention by my anonymous sources that the Jaguars have spent much of the past several weeks concentrating on baseball and softball rather than football. It makes little sense to me but I'm just an expert. Let's take a live look in shall we?

Dennis Grombkowski

There is many things wrong with the current state of the Jaguars but is playing the wrong sport the biggest of them all?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JohnOehser">@JohnOehser</a> I hope Gus knows that this is a football team. You know, Pass, Catch, Run, Hit, ETC.</p>&mdash; Bob (@Jaxgy) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jaxgy/statuses/343025613759709186">June 7, 2013</a></blockquote>

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WHOOOOOAAAAAA NEEELLLYYY! My boy Bob here brings up a great point. Does Gus know that this is a football team? It's hard to say. We have heard him talk about "Juices, Passion (which I assume he means passion fruit juice. What's the deal with the juice, Gus?) opportunities, and men that were fishing on the side of the road but has he ever in his life even mentioned football? Shocking to say the least, I know.

Here's the kicker. Bob is no fool. He goes on to say <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Kevin_Hine">@Kevin_Hine</a> From the way OTA&#39;s are being reported, that baseball time could have been used learning to improve football team.</p>&mdash; Bob (@Jaxgy) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jaxgy/statuses/343084531919765504">June 7, 2013</a></blockquote>


Boom. Touchdown Blackmon. Get a clue, Coach Bradley. This isn't a softball team, bruh. I think that Tony Khan is taking this whole "Moneyball" thing too far. Sure, getting to first base is really important but is it more important than how many times you can bench 225 in the rain? I dont think so. Clean it up, Jaguars. If you dont, I have a feeling the janitors at Everbank will soon be called chimney sweeps.