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The second week of the NFL season is upon us, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 2:
| Week 2 | Alfie (11-5) | Ryan (7-9) | Adam (10-6) |
| Jets vs. Patriots | Patriots | Patriots | Patriots |
| Rams vs. Falcons | Falcons | Falcons | Falcons |
| Panthers vs. Bills | Panthers | Bills | Bills |
| Vikings vs. Bears | Bears | Bears | Bears |
| Redskins vs. Packers | Packers | Packers | Packers |
| Dolphins vs. Colts | Dolphins | Colts | Colts |
| Cowboys vs. Chiefs | Cowboys | Cowboys | Chiefs |
| Chargers vs. Eagles | Eagles | Eagles | Eagles |
| Browns vs. Ravens | Ravens | Ravens | Ravens |
| Titans vs. Texans | Texans | Texans | Texans |
| Lions vs. Cardinals | Lions | Lions | Cardinals |
| Saints vs. Buccaneers | Buccaneers | Saints | Saints |
| Broncos vs. Giants | Broncos | Broncos | Broncos |
| 49ers vs. Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks | 49ers |
| Steelers vs. Bengals | Bengals | Bengals | Bengals |
| Jaguars vs. Raiders | Jaguars | Jaguars | Jaguars |