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The third week of the NFL season will kickoff on Thursday night, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 2:
| Week 1 | Alfie (22-10) | Ryan (19-13) | Adam (23-9) |
| Chiefs vs. Eagles | Eagles | Chiefs | Chiefs |
| Texans vs. Ravens | Ravens | Texans | Ravens |
| Giants vs. Panthers | Panthers | Giants | Giants |
| Packers vs. Bengals | Packers | Packers | Packers |
| Rams vs. Cowboys | Rams | Cowboys | Cowboys |
| Browns vs. Vikings | Vikings | Vikings | Vikings |
| Buccaneers vs. Patriots | Buccaneers | Patriots | Patriots |
| Cardinals vs. Saints | Saints | Saints | Saints |
| Chargers vs. Titans | Chargers | Chargers | Titans |
| Lions vs. Redskins | Lions | Redskins | Redskins |
| Falcons vs. Dolphins | Falcons | Falcons | Falcons |
| Bills vs. Jets | Jets | Bills | Jets |
| Colts vs. 49ers | 49ers | 49ers | 49ers |
| Bears vs. Steelers | Bears | Bears | Bears |
| Raiders vs. Broncos | Broncos | Broncos | Broncos |
| Jaguars vs. Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks |