The Big Cat's Cradle



Joeckononism is our religion, originally created by the late Kurt Vonnegut. It consists of "foma" which are defined as harmless untruths. Every loss that the Jaguars experience are a harmless untruth that will improve our ability to be great in the near future. Adhere to these foma and you will have peace of mind and live a good life. "Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy."

A karass is a defined as a "group of people linked in a cosmically significant manner, even when superficial links are not evident". We are linked in a cosmically significant manner. This is not superficial. The Bold City Brigade, the Teal Street Hooligans are the greatest karasses!

A wampeter is the central theme or purpose of a karass. Duval is the greatest wampeter out there! It is our purpose, we will triumph!

The cult of Tebow is the single most dangerous granfalloon out there. A granfalloon is a false karass, a group of people who imagine they have a connection that does not really exist.

A Calypso is a song from the book of Joeckonon. Let "Duval Til We Die" ring from every stadium!

And so it goes.

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