Jaguars Need A Wrecking Ball

Sung to the tune of Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus

They clawed, they played, their hearts in vain
We paid, never asking why
We cheered, I fell under Gene's spell
A love no one could deny

Don't you ever say fans just walked away
Gene Smith drafted like poo
We can't live a lie, paying for our seats
We put our trust in you

MJD was like a wrecking ball
He never hit so hard before
All we wanted was to break your (score)boards
All you ever did was wreck me
Yeah, you, you wreck me (and my fantasy team)

He put it high up in the sky
And now, it's not coming down
The ball it turned, you let him burn
And now, they have great field possession

Don't you ever say we just walked away
Gene Smith drafted yes you
Gunners have no chance, punt is out of bounds
Third round pick yes you

Your punt is like a wrecking ball
Beating coverage all the time
You'd think it's easy to punt the ball
All you ever did was punt me

Branch came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, he just closed his eyes and swung
Left him crashing in a blazing fall
All he ever did was wreck nothing
Yeah, you, you wreck nothing

I never thought the Jaguars
Were going to be quite this bad
And instead of drinking beer
I guess I should've switched to gin
I never thought it'd be this bad
And instead of drinking beer
I guess I should've switched to gin

Don't you ever say we just walked away
We will always love you

Gabbert can't even throw the ball
He always gets so scared in there
Gabbert can't even run the ball
All he ever did was wreck me

Jaguars need a wrecking ball
Yeah, Caldwell close your eyes and swing
Roster crashing in a blazing fall
All this roster did was wreck me
Yeah, Gene, you wrecked me
Yeah, Gene, you wrecked me