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The first week of the NFL season is upon us, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 1:
| Week 1 | Alfie | Ryan | Adam |
| Ravens vs. Broncos | Ravens | Broncos | Broncos |
| Patriots vs. Bills | Patriots | Patriots | Patriots |
| Bengals vs. Bears | Bears | Bengals | Bengals |
| Dolphins vs. Browns | Browns | Browns | Browns |
| Vikings vs. Lions | Lions | Lions | Lions |
| Raiders vs. Colts | Colts | Colts | Colts |
| Falcons vs. Saints | Falcons | Saints | Saints |
| Buccaneers vs. Jets | Jets | Buccaneers | Buccaneers |
| Titans vs. Steelers | Steelers | Steelers | Steelers |
| Seahawks vs. Panthers | Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks |
| Cardinals vs. Rams | Rams | Cardinals | Rams |
| Packers vs. 49ers | 49ers | Packers | 49ers |
| Giants vs. Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys |
| Eagles vs. Redskins | Eagles | Redskins | Redskins |
| Texans vs. Chargers | Texans | Chargers | Texans |
| Chiefs vs. Jaguars | Jaguars | Jaguars | Jaguars |