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The fifth week of the 2014 NFL season is upon us, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 5:
| Week 5 | Alfie (34-27) | Ryan (30-31) | Adam (33-28) |
| Colts vs. Texans | Packers | ||
| Bills vs. Patriots | Lions | Lions | Bills |
| Buccaneers vs. Ravens | Ravens | Colts | Ravens |
| Browns vs. Steelers | Browns | Browns | Browns |
| Bengals vs. Panthers | Bears | Bears | Bears |
| Broncos vs. Jets | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys |
| Lions vs. Vikings | Saints | Saints | Saints |
| Packers vs. Dolphins | Falcons | Giants | Falcons |
| Chargers vs. Raiders | Eagles | Eagles | Eagles |
| Bears vs. Falcons | Cardinals | Broncos | Broncos |
| Cowboys vs. Seahawks | 49ers | Chiefs | 49ers |
| Washington vs. Cardinals | Chargers | Chargers | Chargers |
| Giants vs. Eagles | Patriots | Bengals | Bengals |
| 49ers vs. Rams | Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks |
| Jaguars vs. Titans | Jaguars | Jaguars | Jaguars |