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The ninth week of the 2014 NFL season is upon us, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 9:
| Week 9 | Alfie (66-55) | Ryan (68-53) | Adam (70-51) |
| Saints at Panthers | Panthers | Saints | Panthers |
| Buccaneers at Browns | Buccaneers | Browns | Browns |
| Cardinals at Cowboys | Cardinals | Cowboys | Cowboys |
| Eagles at Texans | Eagles | Texans | Eagles |
| Jets at Chiefs | Chiefs | Chiefs | Chiefs |
| Chargers at Dolphins | Chargers | Chargers | Chargers |
| Washington at Vikings | Vikings | Washington | Vikings |
| Rams at 49ers | 49ers | 49ers | 49ers |
| Broncos at Patriots | Broncos | Broncos | Patriots |
| Raiders at Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks |
| Ravens at Steelers | Steelers | Steelers | Ravens |
| Colts at Giants | Giants | Colts | Colts |
| Jaguars at Bengals | Jaguars | Jaguars | Bengals |