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The second week of the 2014 NFL season is upon us, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 1:
| Week 2 | Alfie (9-7) | Ryan (8-8) | Adam (9-7) |
| Steelers vs. Ravens | Ravens | Steelers | Steelers |
| Dolphins vs. Bills | Dolphins | Bills | Dolphins |
| Saints vs. Browns | Saints | Saints | Saints |
| Lions vs. Panthers | Lions | Lions | Lions |
| Falcons vs. Bengals | Falcons | Bengals | Bengals |
| Cowboys vs. Titans | Cowboys | Cowboys | Titans |
| Patriots vs. Vikings | Vikings | Patriots | Patriots |
| Cardinals vs. Giants | Cardinals | Cardinals | Cardinals |
| Seahawks vs. Chargers | Seahawks | Seahawks | Seahawks |
| Rams vs. Buccaneers | Rams | Buccaneers | Buccaneers |
| Chiefs vs. Broncos | Broncos | Broncos | Broncos |
| Jets vs. Packers | Packers | Packers | Packers |
| Texans vs. Raiders | Raiders | Texans | Texans |
| Bears vs. 49ers | Bears | 49ers | 49ers |
| Eagles vs. Colts | Colts | Colts | Eagles |
| Jaguars vs. Washington | Jaguars | Jaguars | Jaguars |