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The third week of the 2014 NFL season is upon us, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 3:
| Week 3 | Alfie (16-16) | Ryan (16-16) | Adam (16-16) |
| Buccaneers vs. Falcons | Falcons | Falcons | Falcons |
| Chargers vs. Bills | Chargers | Bills | Bills |
| Ravens vs. Browns | Ravens | Browns | Browns |
| Titans vs. Bengals | Bengals | Bengals | Bengals |
| Cowboys vs. Rams | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys |
| Packers vs. Lions | Packers | Packers | Lions |
| Texans vs. Giants | Texans | Texans | Texans |
| Vikings vs. Saints | Saints | Saints | Saints |
| Raiders vs. Patriots | Patriots | Patriots | Patriots |
| Washington vs. Eagles | Eagles | Washington | Eagles |
| 49ers vs. Cardinals | Cardinals | 49ers | Cardinals |
| Broncos vs. Seahawks | Seahawks | Broncos | Seahawks |
| Chiefs vs. Dolphins | Dolphins | Dolphins | Dolphins |
| Panthers vs. Steelers | Steelers | Panthers | Panthers |
| Bears vs. Jets | Jets | Jets | Bears |
| Jaguars vs. Colts | Colts | Colts | Colts |