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The first week of the 2014 NFL season is upon us, which means it's time to make some NFL picks so everyone can see just how dumb we are. For sake of time and ease, we're just going to pick straight up rather than against the spread.
NFL Picks Week 1:
| Week 1 | Alfie (0-0) | Ryan (0-0) | Adam (0-0) |
| Packers vs. Seahawks | Seahawks | Packers | Seahawks |
| Washington vs. Texans | Texans | Washington | Washington |
| Titans vs. Chiefs | Chiefs | Chiefs | Chiefs |
| Patriots vs. Dolphins | Patriots | Patriots | Patriots |
| Raiders vs. Jets | Jets | Jets | Jets |
| Browns vs. Steelers | Steelers | Steelers | Steelers |
| Vikings vs. Rams | Vikings | Vikings | Rams |
| Bills vs. Bears | Bears | Bears | Bears |
| Bengals vs. Ravens | Ravens | Bengals | Bengals |
| Saints vs. Falcons | Saints | Saints | Saints |
| Panthers vs. Buccaneers | Buccaneers | Buccaneers | Panthers |
| 49ers vs. Cowboys | Cowboys | 49ers | 49ers |
| Colts vs. Broncos | Broncos | Broncos | Broncos |
| Giants vs. Lions | Lions | Lions | Lions |
| Chargers vs. Cardinals | Cardinals | Chargers | Cardinals |
| Jaguars vs. Eagles | Eagles | Eagles | Jaguars |