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The Jacksonville Jaguars scored 17 unanswered points on the Eagles in the first half of yesterday's season opener. The Philadelphia Eagles scored 34 unanswered points in the second half of yesterday's season opener. In between, #JaguarsTwitter had a veritable conniption, echoing the very words of King Solomon:
"Meaningless! Meaningless! Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless!"
Pregame
GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN DUVAL'S BACK TELL A FRIEND
— Silly Dude (@ac_ec) September 7, 2014
First quarter
Kickoff 2014 #Jaguars pic.twitter.com/KCOMVD6X7f
— Taylor Rogal (@Chai_Dinar) September 7, 2014
HURNSSSSSSSSY
— Mr. Efficiency (@BoldCityCap) September 7, 2014
All HURNS does is catch touchdowns. #Jaguars
— Downer Jag Fan (@DownerJagFan) September 7, 2014
Strip sacks, get your strip sacks here. ICE COLD STRIP SACKS
— Chaps McNealy (@UncleChaps) September 7, 2014
SMALL SAMPLE SIZE: The Jaguars are the Super Bowl favorites, Chad Henne the probable MVP: http://t.co/NB5fKk0u8f pic.twitter.com/80VBWt9yLl
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 7, 2014
Second quarter
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) September 7, 2014
Eagles fan at this bar just went home and left a full beer on the table
— Dan (@CarolinaJaguar) September 7, 2014
Someone buttered that ball. Scobee doesn't miss. #JagNation
— Jags Guy (@ThatJagsGuy69) September 7, 2014
I come to from a long sleep and the Jags are good and I am in Idiocracy
— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) September 7, 2014
Third quarter
5 sacks and 3 turnovers is a great stat line for a defense. Oh what's that, it's only halftime? hahahahahaha #JAGUARS D IS REAL, PEOPLE!
— Todd Buckholt (@Bucky_Todd) September 7, 2014
Eagles catch #Jaguars off guard and score on Sproles 49-yard run on 4th-and-1.
— Hays Carlyon (@HaysCarlyon) September 7, 2014
It. Ertz. So. Goooooooooood.
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) September 7, 2014
Who would have thought Henne couldn't play a solid game for 4 quarters?
— ¡Chaos Abounds! (@JagsTom) September 7, 2014
Fourth quarter
I'm pretty sure Cody Parkey could kick Alex Henery further than Henery can kick a ball.
— Mike Clay (@MikeClayNFL) September 7, 2014
The Jags led Philly 17-0. Then it was 17-17. Then they left Jeremy Maclin this open. http://t.co/ve4bX1PUxA pic.twitter.com/GxgPh5rN1r
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 7, 2014
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN.
— OHB (@ohholybutt) September 7, 2014
"Chad Henne." http://t.co/n7BRcYK40z
— BCCGameday Tweets (@BCCGameday) September 7, 2014
Post Game
━━━━━┒ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ I mistakingly hoped ┛┗┛┗┛┃＼○／ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ / ┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻┻
— BCCGameday Tweets (@BCCGameday) September 7, 2014
Hey @SBNation can I rename @BigCatCountry to http://t.co/IvJN3Hk8Px
— /r/Alfie (@AlfieBCC) September 7, 2014
If you want to hear a grown-ass man break down crying while calling the Jaguars radio show, skip to 4:00 http://t.co/D5TxP8Ok72
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) September 8, 2014