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Who single-handedly hanxed it the most for the Jaguars in a season where the entire team most certainly hanxed it.

After every Jacksonville Jaguars game last season, our own Hank Joness brought you his weekly HANXED IT AWARD. From Elvis Dumervil's face mask to extending Gus Bradley's contract, there was someone who screwed up each and every week with a ferocity that deserved an honorable mention.

In the spirit of March Madness, we've now compiled all 16 of those HANXED IT AWARD winners and we will soon know who personified the 2015 Jaguars season the most perfectly.

UPDATE: Elvis Dumervil's face mask's has been named the 2016 HANXED IT AWARD winner!

See full graphic here.

Rules

We'll go one by one, determining by a 24-hour Twitter poll who out-hanxed who. As one hanxing wins, they'll move on in the tournament. The loser will fall into the Lake of Fire, tormented for an eternity that they just didn't hanx hard enough.

This article will be updated daily with the previous day's winner, so check back early and often.

Championship

Week 4: Losing to a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck - 45%
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Week 10: Elvis Dumervil's face mask - 55%

Final 4

Week 10: Elvis Dumervil's face mask - 73%
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Week 15: Denard Robinson's fumbles vs. Atlanta - 27%

Week 4: Losing to a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck - 77%
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Week 5: Coaching staff vs. Tampa Bay - 23%

Elite 8

Week 15: Denard Robinson's fumbles vs. Atlanta - 71%
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Week 16: Losing to a one-footed Drew Brees - 29%

Week 10: Elvis Dumervil's face mask - 73%
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Week 12: Red zone offense vs. San Diego - 27%

Week 5: Coaching staff vs. Tampa Bay - 51%
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Week 9: Fumbles, fumbles, and more fumbles against the New York Jets - 49%

Week 2: Olivier Vernon's penalty puts the Jaguars in field goal position - 21%
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Week 4: Losing to a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck - 79%

Sweet 16

Week 16: Losing to a one-footed Drew Brees - 60%
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Week 17: Extending Gus Bradley's contract - 40%

Week 14: Marqise Lee with no impact in blowout vs. Indianapolis - 15%
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Week 15: Denard Robinson's fumbles vs. Atlanta - 85%

Week 12: Red zone offense vs. San Diego - 63%
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Week 13: Andre Branch in coverage on fourth down - 37%

Week 10: Elvis Dumervil's face mask - 77%
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Week 11: Referees on Thursday Night Football - 23%

Week 7: Stephon Gilmore calling Allen Robinson "average" - 39%
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Week 9: Fumbles, fumbles, and more fumbles against the New York Jets - 61%

Week 5: Coaching staff vs. Tampa Bay - TBA - 79%
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Week 6: DeAndre Hopkins running wild... and no adjustments? - TBA - 21%

Week 3: Marqise Lee gets injured... again - 14%
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Week 4: Losing to a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck - 86%

Week 1: We didn't throw a pass to a tight end and Luke Kuechly was injured - 43%
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Week 2: Olivier Vernon's penalty puts the Jaguars in field goal position - 57%