People are mad #online about Blake Bortles being named to the NFL Top 100. Bortles is undoubtedly the franchise quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars. But from the reaction after he was announced as one of the league's best players, you'd think they just shit on Vince Lombardi's grave and streamed it live on NFL Network.
Here are the 10 people who most need their diaper changed.
Imagine thinking Bortles is better at football than Carr.— RaiderTruths (@RaiderTruths) June 2, 2016
Imagine all the NFL players.
It's easy if you try.
Derek Carr below us.
Above us number five.
Imagine all the people.
Living for today...
@Borsilli @JimMillerRFN @PriscoCBS Lol. Bortles is not better than Carr. Heck Bortles isn't better than Cutler. It's a joke 5 is in a Top100— John (@DaBearsk) June 2, 2016
Bible verses in profile? Check.
NRA member? Check.
Hashtags involving Constitution and "conservative"? Check.
Thinks Jay Cutler is better than Blake Bortles? Check.
Bortles had a great season. Of bootleg runs out of the pocket and chuck and prays.— Ronald Bigornia (@ronaIdbro) June 2, 2016
Chuck and prays? 83 percent of his passes were throws of 20 yards or less.
@Borsilli @PriscoCBS win a game? Carr. Score a TD when down 31 with 1 min left, Bortles.— Steve (@thatguysteve16) June 2, 2016
Derek Carr is 10-22. Blake Bortles is 8-24. Neat.
Ummmm???? @Nfl How's Bortles 56? And Carr 100??????? pic.twitter.com/iy3jPzOX0l— Bandido (@Oklandraida84) June 2, 2016
Because he leads in almost every statistical category you just listed.
HOW IS BLAKE BORTLES BETTER THAN RYAN TANNEHILL LMFAO NOOOOO PLEASE STOP— Martin (@jonathanalema10) June 2, 2016
In yards, touchdowns, and yards per attempt.
Ruh roh. Does @ChrisWesseling need his wittle diaper changey? https://t.co/ZoQRWNNQT8 pic.twitter.com/OheU7Jkrx0— Ryan Day (@ryaneatscake) June 2, 2016
Yes, Chris, a quarterback who took every snap in 2015 is favored over one who played just seven games.
I guess I'm a hater but Blake Bortles ranked higher than Cousins on NFL Networks Top 100 in 2015 is just maddening. Somebody explain this?!— Zack Hinson (@zackxhinson) June 2, 2016
@TXCleaver I know the countdown is player driven. But I think a large part of Bortles sudden popularity is fantasy football related.— Paul Gallant (@GallantSays) June 2, 2016
So, the Top 100 is player-driven but Bortles made it because of fantasy football? Okay.
@TannerChurch Derek Carr at 100 but Bortles at 56 ok lol earl Thomas at 66— Austin Sloat (@sloat24) June 2, 2016
This is a new one.
live footage of me with the tears of the people upset over Blake pic.twitter.com/z65nXiyPwS— Summer Hanx (@HankJoness) June 2, 2016
Sorry, everyone. Bortles is a top 100 player in the NFL.